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Trump-Worshiping Attorney Lin Wood Says Jeffrey Epstein Is Alive And Well

Determined to go down in the annals of 2020 history, Trump-loving attorney Lin Wood made an explosive claim on Twitter that quickly set off mockery and scorn.

This is just the latest salvo of batshit conspiracy theories from Wood, who came to prominence by agreeing to represent accused Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse. On Wednesday, Wood suggested that Chief Justice John Roberts had played a role in the death of the late Justice Antonin Scalia. Oh, and Roberts also adopted two children with the assistance of convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein:

Once again on Thursday, Wood brought up the subject of Epstein, who allegedly hanged himself while in federal custody awaiting trial.

Epstein, according to Mr. Wood, is alive and well:

Did Wood offer any proof of his assertion? Of course not; he has none. He’s just trying to draw attention to himself and slag Justice Roberts because the Supreme Court refused to hear any of Donald Trump’s harebrained 2020 election lawsuits.

It didn’t take long before social media lit into Wood and suggested he might need to seek professional help for whatever mental disorder he’s suffering from. Even those who support Trump criticized Wood:

Here’s some free advice for Lin Wood: If you have indeed located Jeffrey Epstein, call Donald Trump and let him know. After all the two were best buds for decades and even allegedly raped underage girls together. You know what they say: Birds of feather flock together.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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