Trump Whines About His Ongoing Legal Problems In Bizarre ‘Valentine’ To Melania

Ever the romantic, failed one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump used the occasion of Valentine’s Day to whine about his ongoing legal problems and suggest that his supporters should send money to him as a way of honoring his wife, Melania.

The Trump campaign sent out a blast email Wednesday morning which featured as the subject line “I love you, Melania!” according to Mediaite.

Once opened, the email revealed a tender message of love and legal persecution:

THIS IS A VALENTINE’S DAY LETTER FROM DONALD J. TRUMP:

Thomas, this is a Valentine’s Day letter to my beautiful wife, Melania!

Dear Melania,

I LOVE YOU!

Even after every single INDICTMENT, ARREST, and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side.

You’ve always supported me through everything.

I wouldn’t be the man I am today without your guidance, kindness, and warmth.

You will always mean the world to me, Melania!

From your husband with love,

Donald J. Trump

Please leave some kind words for the First Lady this Valentine’s Day!

SEND YOUR LOVE
May God bless you,

Donald J. Trump

45th President of the United States

The email also contains repeated urgings for recipients to send $47 each. If you try to click off that message, another pops up that reads:

WAIT, BEFORE YOU GO!

No matter how many vicious lies and attacks they throw our way, President Trump will NEVER SURRENDER our great country to the Left’s tyranny! But the Democrats will spend billions and billions of dollars to try and stop our movement, and we’re counting on YOUR support to finish what we started.

Together, we will DISMANTLE the Deep State, WIN BACK the White House, and SAVE AMERICA in 2024! Please consider completing your contribution today. Thank you!

Need to feel the love? Here’s a video of the Valentine’s Day message from the disgraced, indicted loser ex-president.