On Saturday evening, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump held one of his Loser Tour rallies in Michigan, but the craziest rhetoric didn’t come from the ex-president. Instead, it was provided by some of his MAGA supporters before the rally even began.
A woman who spoke with a reporter from Right Side Broadcasting Network insisted that the recently created Space Force will overturn the results of the 2020 election and restore Trump to the presidency.
The woman (complete with an American flag draped over her shoulders) began her rant:
The interviewer asked:
And that’s when the the woman unpacked a whole trove of conspiracy theories:
“Space Force is a military branch, you know, just like the Army, you know, all the military. And they literally…the night of the election they literally watched the election be stolen. They watermarked the ballots, they know exactly what happened with every ballot. They know what countries were involved, they followed the money, they know what every every politician that’s been paid off.”
Not strange enough for you? The MAGA moron was far from finished:
“There was 260,00 — 269,000 sealed indictments, but I think it might even be up to 500,000 sealed indictments. And I believe that we’re going to have an emergency broadcast and the military is going to come in with martial law and we’re going to be shown, 8-hours on, 8-hours off, of videos for seven days — the world. And they’re going to be showing us taped tribunals, taped confessions, and the world is going to be awakened to what’s really going on with the deep state.”
The Trump faithful are mentally disturbed. It’s no wonder they support a man who sounds like he has Swiss cheese for a brain.
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