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Trump Suggests No Debate Moderators Because ‘Matt Lauer Was Tough On Me’

Let’s just get this out of the way before we continue: Donald Trump is a whiny baby who pretends to be a grown man.

This morning, Trump called into CNBC and floated the idea that there should be no moderators for the upcoming Presidential debates, telling the hosts of Squawk Box:

“As far as the debates are concerned, the system is being gamed because everybody said that I won the debate, you know, the so-called forum that your group put on. But they all said I won and that Matt Lauer was easy on me. Well he wasn’t. He was — I thought he was very professional, I have to be honest. I think he’s been treated very unfairly, but they all said that I won, and what they’re doing is they’re gaming the system so that when I go into the debate, I’m gonna get — be treated very, very unfairly by the moderators.”

Then Trump made a bizarre comparison to former Indiana University basketball coach Bobby Knight:

“Bobby would do numbers on the referee and toward the end of the game, they would just sort of, you know, very sub—maybe subconsciously, they’d give him the calls and, you know, he was a master at it. Well, they’re doing the same thing now. They’re saying about how Matt Lauer was nice to Trump. He wasn’t nice to me. He was tough on me. He gave me tough [questions]. I answered them better than she did.”

Does anyone have a tissue we can share with Donnie? He got his feelings hurt by Matt Lauer. Boo hoo.

As if that wasn’t enough whining, Trump finished by saying:

“The fact is that they’re gaming the system, and I think, maybe, we should have no moderator. Let Hillary and I sit there and just debate because I think the system is being rigged so it’s gonna be a very unfair debate, and I can see it happening right now because everyone’s saying that he was soft on Trump. Well now the new person’s gonna try to be really hard on Trump just to show, you know, the establishment what he can do. So I think it’s very unfair what they’re doing. So I think we should have a debate with no moderators — just Hillary and I sitting there talking.”

Then don’t show up, you freaking childish wimp! If it’s all rigged against you, why even take part? Just so you can cry about it when you get your ass handed to you by Hillary Clinton?

Newsflash for Donald Trump: You need to grow up. You’re 70 years old and you sound like you’re seven.

This article was originally published by the same author at

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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