Trump Likely To Serve Any Prison Time In A Double-Wide Trailer: Former FBI Director

If convicted felon Donald Trump is sentenced to any time in prison when he appears before New York Judge Juan Merchan on July 11, it’s likely the disgraced ex-president would wind up serving that sentence in a secure double-wide trailer located on a prison compound in the Empire State.

Former FBI Director James Comey made the double-wide suggestion during an appearance on MSNBC with host Jen Psaki.

“Do you think he’s going to be wearing an ankle bracelet or be in jail after the sentencing?” Psaki inquired.

“Seems unlikely, but I’ve never seen a defendant beg for it more by attacking the judge, attacking the jury, attacking the witnesses,” Comey replied. “One of the key things in assessing what sentence is appropriate, a judge looks at, so are you sorry for what you did, are you respecting the system? This defendant is running the other way.”

Psaki then noted that it would be “nearly impossible” to actually put Trump in jail, but Comey disagreed.

“They would just put him in a double wide somewhere out near the fence, out in the grass,” Comey said. “And he would eat there, he’d shower there, he’d exercise there, he’d be away… from general population, but it’s obviously doable.”

Can you imagine the indignity of a self-professed billionaire having to live for several months in a trailer on a prison compound? It would be the ultimate humiliation, and it would also be entirely fitting for a white trash sack of dung like Donald Trump. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but deep down inside he knows that he’s a failure.

Trailer Trash Trump. It certainly has the ring of truth to it.