Trump Blames Campaign Staffers For Fans Leaving His Rallies Early: ‘These Stupid People!’

For those of you keeping score at home, Friday, September 28, 2024 will go down in American election history as the day that failed one-term former president Donald Trump officially threw his campaign staffers under the bus, suggesting they’re to blame when his fans walk out of his rallies.

According to Newsweek, Trump blamed his campaign staff during a rally in Warren, Michigan, remarking, “The people that you see leaving? Nobody ever leaves. And when they do, I finish up quick.”

Nobody ever leaves, but he finishes up quick when they do? Is that something like the sun only shines in the daytime but sometimes it shines at night in certain parts of the world?

Not content with that convoluted bit of Trumpian “logic,” the disgraced ex-president added, “I couldn’t take pictures at the beginning so I take them at the end sometimes if I’m late, the plane gets late, you get delayed, lots of things happen there’s a little hurricane going on in Florida, as you know. “What they do is they say, ‘Oh please come up now’ at the end of my speech.”

Pictures and hurricanes. Ohhhhhh kay. Does anyone have a net we can drop over this babbling fool?

“I said, ‘Don’t do that!’ because it looks like they’re leaving,” Trump insisted, catching the eye of a person in the audience as he said, “Like your husband who owns this place. He’s not leaving — he likes Trump very much — he made a lot of money because of Trump, right? Right?”

Next was the complete trashing of his campaign staff.

“But these stupid people that are with me sometimes, they say, ‘Come on back,'” Trump said. “Thirty people, they get up and they go back and they’re all lined up waiting in the back, waiting for me to take a picture, because I couldn’t do it before, because I didn’t want to keep you waiting, because you’re much more important than the wealthy people.”

Prediction: When Trump loses in a landslide to Vice President Kamala Harris, that won’t be his fault, either. It wasn’t his fault in 2020, and losing to a black woman would be even more humiliating than his loss to President Joe Biden.

Trump staffers, prepare to be repeatedly trashed in the closing days of the 2024 election. Donnie will need someone to blame as he spirals into madness and rage.