Trump Announces His Next Rally – Which Is Being Held In A Cow Pasture

Even though he clearly lost the 2020 election by an enormous margin, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump is still holding his pathetic rallies where he whines for up to two hours about how the election was stolen from him and begs supporters to donate money.

In other words, Trump is continuing to grift, and the rallies are his attempt to keep the faithful angry and donating. After all, Donald has enormous legal bills to pay.

On Monday, Trump announced that his next rally will be in Cullman, Alabama, on Saturday, August 21:

However, after doing a bit of checking, Ron Filipkowski found out where exactly in Cullman, Alabama, the rally is being held.

Turns out it’s a cow pasture:

Don’t believe it? Just use Google Maps and see what you find when you get there.

Better hope it doesn’t rain that day, or the Trump faithful could be standing in mud up to their cracks. Which, when you think about it, would be both perfect irony and perfect karma.

It didn’t take long before Twitter users joined the mockery:

Imagine the visuals if Trump slips and winds up face first in a big pile of cow patties! He’ll blame the cows and claim they’re part of a “deep state” conspiracy. 

Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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