Trump And Musk Whine To Sean Hannity: The Big Bad Media Is Trying To ‘Drive Us Apart’

Fascist-in-Chief Donald Trump and unelected POTUS Elon Musk are upset because they say the media is attempting to drive them apart at a time when their mutual admiration for each other is at its zenith.

The two grifters sat down with Sean Hannity of Fox “News” and went on an extended whine-a-thon when the host asked them, “You’re both aware, you have to be keenly aware that the media and the punditry class – I think you’ve proven they have no power anymore because they threw everything they had at you and they didn’t win. And that was, you know, The New York Times, Washington Post, three networks, every late-night comedy show to cable channels.”

“They just, they threw everything. Lawfare, weaponization. And now I see They want you two – they want a divorce. They want you two to start hating each other. And they try. Oh, President Elon Musk, for example. You do know that they’re doing that to you?”

“I see it all the time. They tried it. Then they stopped. They have many different things of hatred,” Trump complained. “Actually, Elon called me. He said, you know, they’re trying to drive us apart. I said, absolutely. No, they said, We have breaking news. Donald Trump has ceded control of the presidency to Elon Musk. President Musk will be attending a cabinet meeting tonight at eight o’clock. And I say, it’s just so obvious. There’s so bad at it. I used to think they were good at it. They’re actually bad at it because if they were good at it, I’d never be president.”

“Because I think nobody in history has ever gotten more bad publicity than me. I could do the greatest things. I get 98% bad publicity I could do outside of you. Few of your very good friends, Right? It’s like the craziest thing. But you know what I have learned, Elon? The people are smart. They get it.”

“Yeah, they do, actually,” Musk agreed.

Trump: “They get it.”

Musk: “Yeah.”

“They really see what’s happening,” according to Trump, which prompted Musk to again concur, “Yeah.”

There’s an old saying attributed to former president Harry Truman that Trump and Musk should consider before they start whining again: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Donald and Elon should get the hell out of Washington, DC and go back to doing what they do best: Being assholes and grifters.