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Ted Cruz’s New Haircut Has Twitter Exploding With Laughter And Mockery

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) has long been referred to as “the most hated man in the U.S. Senate,” a man even members of his own party cannot stand to be around for longer that five minutes at a time.

At the moment, Cruz is serving as a juror in the second impeachment trial of former President Donald Trump, even though he’s already made it clear that he has no plan to be impartial or fair, because he’s going to find Trump not guilty and acquit him despite the evidence which suggests the former head of state did indeed incite an insurrection on January 6.

During a break in the trial Friday, Cruz walked by reporters and was asked about the impeachment. He continued to walk, not saying a word:

Wait a minute. What in the hell happened to Ted’s hair?! What kind of haircut is that he’s got? Is that a modified mullet?

Twitter immediately lit up with shock, horror, and lots of mockery:


By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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