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Ted Cruz Goes Full Perv With Disgusting Comment About His Upcoming Visit To Yale University

There aren’t enough adjectives in the English language to adequately describe Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz.

Cruz is an arrogant, bellicose, craven douchebag who often tries to troll people on social media, only to wind up owning himself.

Even Ted’s 13-year-old daughter, Caroline, is spectacularly unimpressed with her father, saying on a video she posted to TikTok:

“A lot of people judge me based upon him at first glance, but I really disagree with most of his views.”

And now something the senator had to say about an upcoming speaking engagement at Yale University is making the internet gag in disgust.

HuffPost reports:

Cruz, a graduate of Princeton and Harvardmeant to diss Yale on “The Liz Wheeler Show” and his own “Verdict With Ted Cruz” podcast when he said Yale would probably require him to (initially) be in a “smoking jacket with maybe a Sherlock Holmes pipe and maybe some Madeira.”

He mused: “Or, I don’t know, has it gone more hippie than that? Like, nude and taking peyote or something.”

Oh hell no! Do not give us that mental image to contemplate! That’s enough to gag a damn maggot.

Twitter immediately reacted with complete disgust:

Andrew Bradford

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