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Egotistical Trump Is Demanding Full Military Honors On The Day He Leaves Office

As he prepares to leave office on January 20, President Donald Trump has White House staffers planning a full-scale military celebration as he boards Air Force One for the last time, including a red carpet, military band, and 21-gun salute.

CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta posted news about the lavish sendoff that’s being prepared simply to cater to Trump’s raging vanity and ego:

Wouldn’t it be more fitting if we had a full contingent of FBI agents and U.S. attorneys waiting to put the Donald in an unmarked car and take him to the nearest courthouse for indictment? That way we could save the taxpayers the extra expense of having to transport him again from Mar-a-Lago, where he’s reportedly planning to go once his term ends at noon next Wednesday.

Twitter users had some ideas about this latest outrage from the Trump administration:

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Trump Refuses To Take COVID Vaccine In Public Due To His ‘Flabby Albino’ Arms: Report

On Friday morning, Vice President Mike Pence and U.S. Surgeon General Jerome Adams received the COVID-19 vaccination on live television, an important first step to letting the American public know that the vaccine is safe.

But where was Donald Trump? Shouldn’t he have been there, too? After all, he’s the one that’s repeatedly taken credit for “Operation Warp Speed,” insisting that he made sure the vaccine was available so quickly thanks to his tireless efforts. In reality, of course, he had almost nothing to do with the vaccine. The pharmaceutical companies did all of the research, formulation, and testing.

Trump’s absence set off endless chatter, with New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman suggesting Trump sees getting a shot as a sign of weakness:

“I have a theory… I don’t think that he wants to be jabbed with a needle on live television. I just don’t. I think that he considers that to be some kind of an act of weakness.

“This is one of those moments where none of us particularly want to roll up our arms and have our arms jabbed on television, necessarily, but it is important. And he is choosing not to do something that could help save lives.”

Yeah, that’s plausible. But others on social media thought it might have something to do with the fact that the president knows he’s chubby and pale, two things that don’t look good on television:

What do you think? Is Maggie Haberman right when she says it’s all about looking weak? Or is it Trump’s endless well of vanity?

No matter the reason, Trump’s refusal could cost thousands more Americans their lives. And he’s already responsible for over 310,000 of those.

 

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Trump Gets Thoroughly Mocked For Wearing What Appears To Be ‘High Heels’ While Touring Kenosha

When he toured Kenosha, Wisconsin, on Tuesday, President Donald Trump rattled off his usual pat lines about how he’s the “law and order” president, remarking:

“To stop the political violence, we must also confront the radical ideology that includes this violence. Reckless far-left politicians continue to push the destructive message that our nation and our law enforcement are oppressive or racist.

“Actually, we must give far great support to our law enforcement.”


But while Trump no doubt intended his visit to boost him politically, all it did was further humiliate him when photos of him wearing what appears to be elevator shoes hit the internet:

Yep, you read that right: It appears that Trump was wearing high heels. If you doubt it, consider this close-up view of the shoes he was wearing Monday:

Looks like a 3 or four-inch heel, doesn’t it? Why? Because he’s told everyone he’s 6-foot-3 and this is the only way he can maintain that lie.


That was all it took for Twitter to light up with mockery:

Face it, the current U.S. president is an insecure little freak who lies about everything. Has anyone seen his birth certificate to verify his name is actually Donald Trump and he was born in the United States? Can we look into that?

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Trump’s Makeup Disaster Has Social Media Roaring With Laughter

Donald Trump paid a visit to Texas recently, where many polls show him tied or narrowly losing to Joe Biden, and he must have really wanted to impress Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, because the way he got his face all painted up he might just as well have put on earrings and lipstick to complete the effect.


But there was one major problem with how Trump’s makeup was applied, and it only drew further attention to the fact that a 74-year-old man is wearing foundation and getting fake tans the way most people change their socks.

The White House posted this video of Trump as he departed for the Lone Star state:

Wow! Talk about a very bad makeup job. Someone needs to be fired.

Here’s a couple of still photos from video shot by CNN:


Yeah, nothing the least bit wrong with that already orange face, is there? Except for the fact that the orange ends and starkly turns to white. The contrast is almost enough to make you divert your eyes when the sunlight hits it.

All of this sent social media into waves of laughter and mockery, all of which is well-deserved, especially when a grown man wears makeup and then wears it badly!

Donnie, a word of advice: You’re making all of this too damn easy! We hardly have to lift a finger to mock you these days.

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Egomaniac Trump Is Asking Staffers What It Takes To Put A President On Mount Rushmore

President Donald Trump is an egotistical douchebag who thinks the world should revolve around him.


For any doubters in the audience, consider this as supporting evidence: He’s been asking White House staffers what it takes to place a president on Mount Rushmore, according to an article from Jonathan Martin and Maggie Haberman of the New York Times:

“After all, the president had told her in the Oval Office that he aspired to have his image etched on the monument. And last year, a White House aide reached out to the governor’s office with a question, according to a Republican official familiar with the conversation: What’s the process to add additional presidents to Mount Rushmore?”


Rest assured, if there was any possible way Trump could have his own image next to Washington, Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Lincoln he would have already ordered that it happen. He’s that much of a pompous ass. In his own warped mind, he’s one of the greatest (if not the all-time greatest) president in American history.

But beyond the massive ego of Trump is the fact that he had to ask others to find out about the process of getting something changed about a national monument. He’s got a smart phone, but he couldn’t even be bothered to do a Google search and find out the answer for himself.


All of this, however, fits in perfectly with other things Trump as speculated about or even said out loud:

  • Calling himself a “stable genius.”
  • Repeatedly bragging that he did well on a test that a trained duck could pass.
  • Insisting that he’s a great businessman who knows “the art of the deal.

When all is said and done and Trump is a former president, he’ll be lucky if anyone names a flagpole in his honor. And even if that happens, that flagpole will have to fly the flags of the United States and Russia.