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Right-Wing Pastor: The Left Will ‘Take Your Kids’ And ‘Rape Your Wife’ If Trump Isn’t Reinstated

You’ve probably never heard of Hank Kunneman, a right-wing pastor who bills himself as a “prophet” who predicted Donald Trump would win the 2020 election in a landslide.

When Trump lost to President Joe Biden, according to Right Wing Watch, Kunneman began claiming the election had been stolen from the failed, twice-impeached former president and proclaiming that God will “stand with” those who continue to support the most immoral man to ever be elected to the White House.

On Sunday, Kunneman was in rare form, insisting that “anyone with a brain” can see that Trump was victorious:

“President Trump, it’s clearly evident that he won the election. Anybody with a brain can see on the night of the election he was winning by a clear indication that that’s where the election was going. Why in Hell—it’s not a cuss word, I’m talking about a location and an agenda—why would you stop everything and have a guy who was supposed to be—he’s our pretendant, number 46—[he] gets up and starts announcing that he won when the numbers at that time didn’t reflect it?”

Why did Biden declare victory? That’s when you have to break out a tinfoil hat to even begin to follow the “logic” Kunneman employs:

“They did it because they got nervous because all of their Dominion machines were messing up, they stopped the election. Who does that? OK, get a brain? Do you really think that there’s not an agenda? Get a brain? Why did they try so many times to impeach this guy? Because the devil doesn’t want this man to represent us.”

So the devil is stronger than Kunneman’s god? If so, that’s not much of a deity the religious extremists are worshiping.

Hell is working to make us all blind to the truth, Kunneman continued, almost frothing at the mouth with each word he uttered:

“The bottom line is we need the rightful president in position of power. It has to be settled because here’s what the woke culture wants: They want you to ignore the 2020 election, and they want you to ignore the fact that President Trump really did win by a landslide, and it’s proven, and it’s going to continue to be proven. … Do we just ignore it? That’s what they want you to do. This evil agenda that Hell has, they want you to ignore it.”

The most powerful reason Trump must be reinstated, Kunneman added, is that if he isn’t, Democrats and the left (allied with Satan and Hell) are going to start taking your kids away from you and raping your wife:

“He has to be reinstated Why? Because he legally won, he righteously won. … If you ignore it, then it’s saying that they can get by with anything. What next? They’re already trying to force a vaccination that they don’t even know if it works. What next? Shut your churches down? Take your kids out of your home? Rape your wife? Put you in a concentration camp? Who knows?”

Really? Well, Trump led the effort to get the COVID vaccine made in record time. Does that mean he’s working with the devil?

Oh, and as for taking your kids out of your home and raping your wife, it’s safe to bet Trump would be in favor of that, too. After all, he was accused of raping a 13-year-old girl with Jeffrey Epstein and once admitted that he was sexually attracted to his own daughter, Ivanka, when she was underage.

Also, let’s not forget that 26 women have accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct, including rape.

Here’s a prophecy for Hank Kunneman: If you support a man as evil as Donald Trump, then you’re not much of a “Christian.” You’re just another con man trying to make a buck in the name of the only god you actually worship: The Almighty Dollar.

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Right-Wing ‘Prophet’: God Told Me He Will Destroy Twitter For Banning Donald Trump

Nathan French calls himself a prophet, which should alert you to the fact that he’s a complete fake both as a “Christian” and as a human being.

Despite that, French wants us to believe that God actually talks to him and tells him things that are going to happen in the future.

According to “Prophet” French, the deity recently revealed to him that he’s going to “wipe out” social media companies such as Twitter because they dared to ban Donald Trump from their platform.

Right Wing Watch reports that French shared his revelation on YouTube, remarking:

“The Lord said this morning, he told me, ‘It’s unwise to pick a fight with a reigning champion. He said, ‘Nathan, I’m going to overturn [the election], and I’m going to reinstate Trump.’ And so I realized that not only has God chosen President Trump and Melania, but when you mess with God’s plan, then you come against God himself, and you pick a fight with God.

“This is what the Lord said to me this morning. He said, ‘Big tech companies will begin to crumble if they continue to come against God’s anointed.’ When the Lord speaks through his prophets and prophetic people, it is his own words, and they will not return void. So when the flesh and the way that seems right to a man—which is like leaning on your own understanding—stands against the Lord’s words or those he’s chosen as mouthpieces, they basically pick a fight with the reigning champion, and that’s just going to bring a KO. So God’s gonna knock out, he’s gonna wipe out everything that comes against what he’s preparing to release, which is the Third Great Awakening.”

Hmm…so God follows social media? He keeps a close eye on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram? Sounds about as likely as French actually knowing what the Bible says about false prophets and those who try to use the name of God for their own purposes.

If Nathan French wants to prove that God has actually been communicating with him, why doesn’t he pick the Mega Millions lottery numbers the next time the jackpot nears $1 billion? French could gift some of the money to his church and spread his prophecies even further.

Of course, French won’t be winning the lottery because he’s full of shit and has no idea what God plans to do in the future. Prophet? Nah, just another huckster trying to make a buck off his easily misled followers.

Here’s the video for your amusement:

 

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Anti-LGBT Attorney Says Sex Ed In Schools Is All Satan’s Fault (VIDEO)

While it’s been proven that sex education in public schools can reduce the rate of teen pregnancy, abortion, and sexually-transmitted diseases, there are still some who would have you believe that teaching young people about human reproduction is just plain evil.

Such is the case with Mary McAlister, who just so happens to be a senior attorney for the Liberty Counsel, a strident anti-LGBT group that delights in imposing their religious beliefs on others.

Appearing on the “USA Survival” program hosted by fellow right-wing wingnut Cliff Kincaid, McAlister mentioned a “Sex Ed Sit-out” being organized by another member of the extreme right wing. Kincaid began by declaring:

“They’re experimenting on our kids.”

That was all McAlister needed to go off on a rant:

“It’s evil. It’s absolutely evil. God has made us all in his image, he has set out for us rules for living that enable us to live rich and full and healthy lives and all of this that is going on now is directly aimed at tearing all of that down. Well, we know who does that. That’s the Enemy, that’s Satan and his minions.”


So God doesn’t want us to learn about our bodies or educate ourselves on one of the most basic desires of any person? That seems kinda hypocritical, even for a so-called “Christian.”

McAlister was far from finished, belching out another verbal air biscuit as she added:

“We’re in a spiritual battle. These are the principalities that have taken over and they aim at destroying our children, destroying our families and destroying our society in order to have their own rules in place, or lack of rules in place. So I do believe it very much comes from the Enemy.”

Aren’t these the same people who support the Pussy Grabber-in-Chief, Donald Trump? They certainly are, yet they can’t see the glaring dichotomy between their narrow-minded “morality” and the fact that their political savior is a perv who lusts after his own daughter when he isn’t sleeping with porn stars. No wonder so many people are turning away from their brand of “religion.”

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Conservatives Launch Conspiracy Theory That Melania Cast Demons Out Of The WH Before Moving In

Remember how it was months before Melania Trump finally moved into the White House after Donald had been inaugurated? Supposedly it was because she wanted their son, Barron, to finish the school year in New York, but some pretend Christians are now saying it had to do with demonic spirits.

Paul Begley is a so-called pastor and also hosts a radio show that is probably beamed to right-wing lugnuts via their tinfoil hat receptors. Begley got the demon theory going, saying on his “Coming Apocalypse” show:

“When the president allowed 40 pastors to come in to the White House and anoint him with oil and lay their hands and pray on him—seven times he’s done this—that is unheard of.”

“At least he is humble enough and recognizing that he needs God enough that he keeps bringing them in for the prayer. And I’ve got to say this, it might have started with the first lady.”

It would have had to start with her, because Donald Trump has never and will never be the least bit spiritual. The only god Trump worships is the Almighty Dollar.

Begley then went on to explain:

“The first lady, in that five hours when the Obamas and the Trumps went down to the Capitol and Trump was being sworn in as the 45th president of the United States. Melania Trump said to her husband, ‘I’m not going to go into that White House unless it has been completely exorcised.’”


Exorcised of what? Pussy grabbers? If that’s the case, the head perv still resides in the building.

See, as Begley tells it, Melania saw all kinds of “demonic” idols and artifacts the Obamas had placed in the White House, so she told Donnie:

“‘You’ve got to get all of that out of there and send in some preachers and priests to go in and cleanse the White House or I will not spend on night in it.’

“They cleansed the White House. They had people in there anointing it with oil and praying everywhere.”

What Begley neglected to mention is that if Donald Trump walked in a room that had been anointed with oil and prayed in, he’d burst into flames.

How many times has Trump gone to church since taking office? Zero. He’s far too busy playing golf and posting tweets in defense of assholes who beat their wives.

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Sexual Predator Trump Touts ‘Judeo-Christian’ Values At Voters Summit

President Donald J. Trump, the very same man who has bragged about grabbing women by the genitals and commented that he was sexually attracted to daughter, Ivanka, became the first sitting president to ever speak at the annual Values Voters Summit. Miraculously, the building did not collapse from the weight of the hypocrisy.

The ballroom at the Omni Shoreham Hotel in northwest Washington was packed for Trump’s speech, and members of the audience often gave the head of state a standing ovation.

Trump began his remarks by proclaiming:

“We don’t worship government, we worship God. Our founders invoked our creator four times in the Declaration of Independence. And how times have changed. But you know what? Now they’re changing back again.”

And Thomas Jefferson had his own version of the Bible which omitted the miracles of Christ. Jefferson also wrote:

“But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.”


Next, Trump told the raucous audience that Christian America could expect to make a big comeback under his leadership:

“We are stopping all our attacks on Judeo-Christian values. We don’t use the word Christmas because it’s not politically correct. You’ll go to department stores and they say ‘Happy New Year’ instead.”

One wonders if stores owned by Jews or Muslims will be required to comply with Trump’s “Merry Christmas” edict.

Incredibly, Trump also touched on the devastation wrought by Hurricane Maria on Puerto Rico, saying:

“We’re gonna be there. It’s not a question of choice. We love those people. When America is unified, no force can break us apart. We love our families, we love our neighbors, we love our country.”

Translation: Trump is gonna send more paper towels and then declare the island has been rebuilt better than before.

The irony of Christian conservatives embracing a man as immoral and downright evil as Donald Trump proves that religion has little to no value in today’s upside-down world.

This article was originally published by the same author at LiberalAmerica.org