Former White House senior adviser Jared Kushner has just signed a deal to write a book that is being billed as the “definitive” account of the Trump presidency, which translates out like this: Jared Kushner is getting paid to tell lies and spread bullshit on thicker than spackling paste.
The Guardian had this report on Jared’s book deal:
“Jared Kushner, the son-in-law of former president Donald Trump and a senior adviser in his administration, has secured a book deal to recount Trump’s presidency.
“Broadside Books, a conservative imprint of HarperCollins Publishers, announced that Kushner’s book will come out in early 2022. Kushner has begun working on the memoir, currently untitled, and is expected to write about everything from the Middle East to criminal justice reform to the pandemic. Financial terms were not disclosed.
“Broadside said on Tuesday: ‘His book will be the definitive, thorough recounting of the administration, and the truth about what happened behind closed doors.'”
Notice how they said that “financial terms were not disclosed”? If Broadside paid more than $1 for the book, they got screwed.
Now that we know there’s going to be a book from Jared (aka the evil doll from the mediocre horror film, The Boy) all that remains is the title.
However, we would be remiss in our duties if we didn’t share a trailer for The Boy, which does indeed include a doll that looks eerily like Jared. See for yourself:
That doll is freaking creepy as hell! But not nearly as terrifying as having to listen to Jared Kushner when he speaks:
As for the title, leave it to Twitter to come up with some very fitting ones:
Feel free to keep the titles rolling on Twitter. After all, Jared’s going to need someone to do all the work for him.