Maybe you thought you’d heard all of the crazy conspiracy theories floating out in the internet ether. After all, Alex Jones suggested the Sandy Hook shooting that killed 20 children between the ages of six and seven had been a “false flag” orchestrated by the government in an effort to impose draconian gun control on the country. He found out this week that his lies are going to cost him a tidy sum.
And now stepping up the plate is “Stop the Steal” attorney Lin Wood, who has said so many bizarre things it’s hard to keep up with the trail of bullshit he’s spread from one end of the country to the other.
Wood is an ardent believer in the nonsensical QAnon movement, has claimed that he toured the White House in April and Donald Trump was still living there, and then went full batshit crazy just last month by declaring:
“Illuminati is real.”
For his latest trip down the proverbial mental rabbit hole, Wood is trying to convince us that the 9/11 attacks were merely images generated by computers so the government could hide the theft of trillions of dollars that were somehow stolen.
According to Boing Boing, Wood was speaking in his home state of Georgia when he reached deep into his bag of insanity and pulled out this gem:
“Nine eleven. You want to talk about that? Let’s talk about CGI. You know what that is? Computer graphics generated images. You know what CGI is? You know what deep fake videos are? I know you know what photoshopping is.
“Two thousand one. The estimate was there was three and a half trillion dollars. That was the estimate, that had been stolen from the defense budget. They were going to have hearings starting on November the 12th to discuss that money that had been stolen and was missing. That was your money by the way.”
But that was just the beginning of the nonsense. Wood then added:
“And then all of a sudden, on 9/11, what appeared to be a plane hit one building, what appeared to be a plane in another building. Then, later that night, another building failed, and I wasn’t hit by a dadgum thing. It was the building that went down, Building Seven, that had all the paperwork in it with respect to the missing money.
“And the Pentagon got hit by a missile. There were no plane fragments found anywhere on any of the sites — New York, Pennsylvania, the Pentagon. And they just happened to hit where the papers were about the missing money. There are no coincidences. We got played. We got played by people that are so evil that for money they killed 2,800 Americans on that day, including policemen and firefighters. If George Bush 43 is not already in Hell, then he needs to go to jail before he goes to Hell because he is a criminal.”
Dude! What in the hell are you talking about? It’s a wonder someone hasn’t already dropped a net on this guy. He needs to be straitjacketed, sedated, and put in a padded room STAT.
For his own safety, can we please put Lin Wood someplace secure so he can’t infect the rest of the world with his insanity?