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Sarah Palin’s Reaction To The CNBC Debate Is Pure Gibberish

She’s baaaack! Dear Sarah Palin has decided to make an official commentary on last week’s GOP debate which was hosted and broadcast on CNBC.

Taking to Facebook, Sister Sarah issued forth with one of her semi-intoxicated rants on the debate, but as is so often the case with Palin, what she really wanted to talk about was herself. Check this out:

“Finally it occurs to folks this idiotic practice of “throwing GOP candidates to the wolves”? Yeah. I’ve been there. I’m beyond crying you a river… beyond EVER claiming “victim status”… but for y’alls edification, I sure don’t remember all this GOP outrage and the establishment’s conscience leading to rescue attempts at THAT time. It’s sweet how life goes on anyway”

Hey, Sarah, it’s called punctuation. Look into it!

Then Palin pivots in an attempt to bring attention back to herself:

“Watch even the first five minutes of Steve Bannon’s ‘The Undefeated’ to get a clue.”

Guess who “The Undefeated” is a documentary about? Yep, Sarah Palin. Some people just have no shame at all. But she is far from finished:

“After having to sneak in my own personal phone calls to conservative media during the ’08 campaign (as Sean Hannity and Alaska’s own KWHL can attest) because the GOP machine chose instead to line up those liberal man-eater, out-of-context interviews (suspiciously, rarely were they aired live – always edited to fit the liberal reporters’ narrative)”

Hey, if you can’t stand life in the fishbowl, Sarah, then why choose to swim in that water? Oh, I know: Because you love, crave, and adore the attention. Because you are a narcissist!

Then she starts accusing others of her main fault: stupidity. See if this amazes you as much as it does me:

“…well, it was obvious that some highly paid campaign consultants (STILL suckering candidates in to hire them today!) were as smart as a box of rocks.”

Compared to Sarah Palin, a box of rocks is a member of Mensa.

This article was originally published by the same author at LiberalAmerica.org.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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