If you noticed yesterday that Monday was more horrible and downright meaner than usual, consider that it wasn’t just the first day of the workweek. It was also June 14, which happens to be failed, one-term former President Donald Trump’s 75th birthday.
Didn’t celebrate the day? The least you could have done it take an extra dump and name it Donnie. though to be honest shit serves a purpose, which is more than you can say for Trump.
However, some people actually did recognize Donnie on his special day, most notably his attorney, Rudy Giuliani, who may well be the only man in the country facing more legal jeopardy than his boss.
Rudy went on Twitter and posted this:
Yeah, nice ass kissing, Rudy. But as usual you couldn’t even do a birthday wish correctly, as others on social media were only too happy to tell the former mayor of New York City:
Maybe this time next year Rudy can get a nice card for Trump from the prison commissary and have it sent to whatever cell the Donald is occupying.