Right-Wingers Pitch A Hissy Fit Over ‘Satanic’ Opening Ceremony At Olympics

Right-wingers and conservative Christians say they were deeply offended by Friday evening’s opening ceremony at the 2024 Olympics, which they claim was an insult to their religious beliefs.

According to The Daily Mail, a so-called drag parody of the Biblical Last Supper drew the dire of many on the right.

But others were less impressed, accusing organisers of creating a ‘woke’ parody of the Last Supper – a painting by Leonardo da Vinci depicting Jesus’ last meal with his disciples.

Tesla and SpaceX owner Elon Musk, who has come under criticism for his conservative beliefs, including towards his own daughter, wrote on X – formerly Twitter – claimed the performance was ‘extremely disrespectful to Christians’.

He added: ‘Christianity has become toothless.’

Others then began piling on, accusing the Olympic Organizing Committee of being part of a Satanic conspiracy trying to destroy Christianity.

Here’s some free advice for the right-wing morons who are offended by what they saw Friday evening: Turn the channel and shut the hell up!

Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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