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MyPillow Chump CEO Gives New Date For Trump’s Reinstatement: Thanksgiving

If you were wondering what the latest is with the “reinstatement” of failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump, his old buddy, Mike Lindell (aka the MyPillow guy) has news for us.

According to Lindell (who appeared on the “War Room: Pandemic” podcast), when we sit down to our turkey, dressing, and sweet potato pie in November, the U.S. Supreme Court will be on the verge of putting Trump back in the White House.

Check out what he had to say. It’s both comical and pathetic:

“Originally I had hoped for August and September. I asked all the lawyers just yesterday. We are taking this case to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. Now maybe Fox will report that today.

“You heard it here first because our case is ready. We are bringing it to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. This evidence is 100% non-subjective evidence. The Supreme Court, they’re going to vote 9-nothing to take it in.”

Remember, you heard it here first, everyone! Mike Lindell — who has been wrong on all of his other predictions — is now telling us he’s right this time.

But wait, that’s not all Mr. Pillow had to say:

“We will have this before the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. That’s my promise to the people of this country. We’re all in this together. We worked very hard on this.”

Nope. Not gonna happen, Mike. Nice try, but total bullshit.

Here’s a prediction that’s much more likely to come true: When we all sit down for our Thanksgiving meal, Joe Biden will still be president, the Supreme Court will have refused to accept Lindell’s case for consideration, and Donald Trump will still be a loser.

Oh, and there’s also this: When we all sit down to be with our families for Thanksgiving, Mike Lindell’s pillows will still be shitty and overpriced.


By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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