Donald Trump WTF?!

My Pillow Clown Moves The Goalposts Again – Claims Trump Will Be POTUS ‘In Six Months’

Those who still support failed, one-term former President Donald Trump are absolutely convinced that he will soon be “reinstated” to his position as head of state, but they keep changing the date of when it’s supposed to happen.

The most recent date for Trump’s second coronation was August 15, but it turns out that has also changed over the past few days.

One of Trump’s most ardent (and delusional) fans is Mike Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow, and he predicts Donnie will be back in the White House “in six months.”

In other words, the proverbial can has now been kicked down the road a bit further and December will be “go time” for Trump and his acolytes.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Lindell proudly announced his latest prediction for when the Donald will once again rule over the United States:

“Six months from now, Trump will be our real president and our country will be heading toward its greatest rebirth in history.”

Apparently, December has been chosen so that Trump can continue to battle against the forces of evil that have declared war on Christmas, another fake narrative that conservatives have been using for years to scare the poorly educated sheep who watch Fox News and believe everything the network tells them.

Lindell also told Rolling Stone that final vote totals in the 2020 election were “80 million to 68 million” in favor of Trump. That will become clear, Lindell insisted, when all 50 states have conducted their election “audits” like the one they’re doing in Arizona.

Sorry, Mike, but the totals are already in, and here’s what they show:

  • Biden defeated Trump in the popular vote, 81,284,666 to 74,224,319
  • Biden defeated Trump in the electoral vote, 306 to 232

As usual, the Trump faithful cannot face facts. They’ve been believing Donnie’s lies and conspiracy theories for so long that they cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy.

Dream on, Mike. Sounds like it’s time you grabbed one of your sorry ass, overpriced pillows and went into hibernation.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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