Musk Waves Around Chainsaw And Speaks Gibberish During Surreal Appearance At CPAC

Unelected President of the United States Elon Musk made a complete fool of himself Thursday evening during an appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC).

In what can only be called a surreal performance that left many wondering if the Tesla/Twitter CEO was high as a kite on ketamine, Musk even suggested that he had become the living embodiment of memes circulating on social media.

“He took the stage while decked out in sunglasses, a gold chain and a T-shirt underneath his blazer that read: I’m not procrastinating I’m doing side quests’—just moments before Argentinian President Javier Milei popped out from backstage to gift the billionaire a bedazzled chain saw, an apparent reference to Musk’s recent efforts to downsize the U.S. federal government,” according to the Daily Beast.

“‘I am become meme,’ he declared at one point.”

“’My mind is a storm,’ he added.”

During an interview with right-wing host Rob Schmitt, Musk was unable to speak coherently at times.

Oh, and while he was at it, Musk also suggested that the Biden administration had engaged in treason.

“A lot of people don’t quite appreciate that this was an actual real scam at scale to tilt the scales of democracy in America,” Musk said before Newsmax host Rob Schmitt asked him, “Treason?”

Musk responded, “Treason.”

When Schmitt asked him if he would consider auditing the Federal Reserve, Musk responded, “Yeah, sure, while we’re at it.”

Musk’s bizarre performance made the hashtag #Ketamine trend on social media and also drew plenty of comments online, with people noting that maybe it wasn’t the best idea to give such an unhinged person access to government computer systems.

“Elon Musk is a joke a drug addicted you can tell HIS SUPER HIGH ON KETAMINE Seeing the richest man in the world act like this is just crazy. America should be embarrassed to say that this autistic man has control over everything in America!! BUT MAGA VOTED FOR THAT.”

“He and trump are perfect for each other. Both are all over the place w incomplete thoughts and sentences.”

“Oh Lord, someone replace his microchip!”

“Poster boy for Trump’s new anti-drug campaign”

For his next performance, perhaps Elon can load himself into one of his Space X rockets and shoot himself toward Jupiter. If he never returns, so much the better.