If you’ve ever listened to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) speak for more than 10 seconds or so, then you know she has absolutely nothing of any real value to say.
That being said, Greene is good for comic relief and mockery. On those counts she never ever disappoints, probably because she’s so damn vacuous and simple-minded.
For example, on her pathetic excuse of a podcast, Greene suggested that Microsoft founder Bill Gates wants to make us all eat fake beef and then track our bowel movements.
Yes, really.
Mediaite notes that Greene went on one hell of a fact-free rant:
“The government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life,” Greene said during a recent broadcast of “MTG Live.” “They want to know when you’re eating. They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. So you’ll probably get a little zap inside your body that’ll say ‘No, no, don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat…the fake meat from Bill Gates.”
The freshman representative added that “they probably also want to know when you go to the bathroom and if your bowel movements are on time or consistent.”
While Greene floated a number of conspiracies in that roughly 30-second span, she was particularly called out for appearing to say “peach tree dish” instead of “Petri dish” — with many pointing to her “Gazpacho police” gaffe as precedent.
Wow! Greene has said a lot of head-shaking things in her life, but this may well be the most deranged. Careful not to flush, because Marjorie says the poop police are coming to see what you’ve been eating.
Let the online mockery begin!
Poor Marjorie. She’s so stupid she can’t help but become a running joke.
