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Merry Griftmas! The Donald Is Hawking Trump Christmas Stockings On His Web Site

Failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump absolutely loves to falsely claim that he single-handedly won the so-called “war on Christmas” which he alleges (also falsely) has been instigated by liberals and progressives.

When he was still president, Trump often gave himself verbal pats on the back as he told his brainless supporters that he had made it safe for us all to say “Merry Christmas” again, even though in reality we never stopped saying it.

And now, even though Christmas remains six weeks off, Donnie Claus is offering us all chance to purchase a Christmas stocking with his ugly mug on the front of it. If that’s not enough to make you retch up your turkey and dressing, then you must have a stomach made of titanium.

Since he’s no longer allowed on Twitter or Facebook, the ex-president had his “communications director,” Liz Harrington, send out the Trump Christmas stocking announcement:

OK, here’s a couple of things about the Trump stocking:

  • Why does his face have to be ALL OVER the damn thing?!
  • “Save America”? Really? If we really want to save America, we’ll put the Trump family behind bars for the next 50 years.
  • The symbolism of the flames in the fireplace appearing ready to consume the stocking cannot be overstated. It brings to mind images of Trump in hell (where he’s probably headed) as well as how he nearly burned down the foundations of the American republic.
  • Oh, and don’t forget that in order to get the Trump stocking, you have to donate $50 or more, even though the thing is likely made in China and cost less than a buck to produce.

Twitter users had some thoughts on Donnie’s latest scam:

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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