Did you know that disgraced, failed, one-term, twice impeached former president Donald Trump is actually a superhuman who can do anything, including catching Sharpie pens that are tossed to him?
Yes, it’s true, and they even have video evidence to prove that the Donald is indeed superior in every way to any man who has ever walked the face of the planet.
At his rally in Warren, Michigan on Saturday, Trump was leaving the stage after speaking for 103 minutes (!) and going through his usual litany of complaints about how the 2020 election was stolen from him (it wasn’t), Biden is ruining the country (he’s actually trying to clean up the mess Trump and his sycophants made), and how the Justice Department is persecuting him for allegedly breaking several federal laws, including the Espionage Act by holding on to thousands of classified documents after he left the White House.
Someone clearly got Trump’s attention and asked him to sign one of his red baseball caps. They tossed the cap to him and then a Sharpie for his signature.
And he caught both the cap and the Sharpie! Oh my gosh! Did you see that! It’s a freaking miracle. Praise be!
Here, see for yourself, along with the written commentary from longtime Trump fluffer Jack Posobiec, who never misses a chance to fellate Donnie on social media:
That was followed by Donald Trump Jr. (a.k.a. Traitor Tot) joining the online ass-kissing on his dad’s enormous butt:
And that led to other MAGA morons making fools of themselves.
Not everyone online agreed with the Trump worshipers, and they also took their turn.