Lara Trump’s Latest ‘Song’ Gets Compared To ‘Rusty Cans Being Thrown Into A Woodchipper’

While the majority of Americans were cooking out and celebrating Labor Day in traditional ways, Republican National Committee co-chairwoman Lara Trump decided she’d drop her latest “song” via social media.

The song, entitled “Hero,” seems to be dedicated to police officers and firefighters. It includes the line, “You climb up the ladder, and the screams get louder, you’re my hero.”

Holy shit! There’s bad and there’s abysmal. Lara’s singing fits into the latter category. A wounded badger caught in a trap while undergoing a root canal without anesthesia sounds better than she does.

There’s certainly nothing wrong with honoring first responders. Most of us are thankful daily that they’re willing to put their lives on the line to protect and even save ours. It’s a thankless job that is only for courageous and selfless individuals.

However, if you have no musical talent like Lara Trump, then it would probably be best to just post a video thanking them without managing to damage their eardrums in the process.

Reaction to the “song” was brutal. Take a look.

Next time you have a notion to release another song, Lara, please do the world a favor and take a weeklong nap instead. We’re begging you.