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Lara Trump Says She’s Afraid Microsoft Is Spying On Her When She Uses Her Computer

Lara Trump, whose only claim to fame is that she’s married to Eric Trump, proved just how utterly clueless she is during an appearance on Fox News when she suggested that Microsoft is spying on her when she uses their word processing program.

Last week, a report noted that Microsoft Word had a new function for users:

Microsoft has included a new function in the latest version of its Word software that acts as a checker for inclusivity and offers PC alternatives to phrases which could upset others.

Traditionally, Microsoft Word has offered tools to its 250 million users such as checking software for spelling, punctuation and grammar.

But now, the tech giant has added an additional feature which reads through a user’s work and examines whether the language used may offend an individual.

That led Lara to remark:

“Someone is reading this?! And assessing what I’m writing?”

Yeah, as if anyone cares what Lara Trump is writing. And that also assumes she can type or even manage to turn on her computer without someone else’s assistance.

Or, even worse, what if she chipped a nail while she was typing?! Tragedy! Call an attorney; I’ll sue!

Next thing you know, Lara will be telling us that Alexa can read her thoughts and control her dreams.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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