Today is Donald Trump Jr’s 43rd birthday. Yes, apparently he was a “tax deduction” baby. His parents made sure he exited the womb before the New Year rang in so they could expense him on their tax returns. How touching, huh?
Junior’s sister, Ivanka, thought she would wish her older brother a happy birthday on Twitter, but her posting wasn’t exactly a wise move:
Best brother and uncle? Really? Be sure and note that Ivanka didn’t call her brother the best dad in the world. Good thing, because he cheated on the mother of his five children, which led to their divorce. Don Jr. is now hanging out with former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle, who at times resembles a mythical griffin hopped up on Bolivian Marching Powder.
From the responses Ivanka’s birthday tweet received, it’s incredibly clear that most of the country despises her and all of her fellow Trump spawn:
For his 44th birthday, let’s all hope Junior is wearing an orange jumpsuit and going through Twitter withdrawal.