Donald Trump is a fat slob. If you doubt that, just take a look at the following photos:
Of course, to hear Trump and his “doctors” tell it, he’s the paragon of physical fitness.
Former White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson (aka Dr. Ronny Feelgood) said back in 2018:
“It is called genetics … Some people have just great genes. I told the president that if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old.”
Problem is, Trump doesn’t have a good diet. He’s fond of Big Macs and Kentucky Fried Chicken. And he doesn’t do any physical activity. Yes, he plays golf, but that’s not exactly the most strenuous of sporting endeavors, and he insists on riding in a golf cart; he refuses to walk from one hole to the next!
And yet despite Trump being grossly overweight, lazy, and a hedonist, he loves to make fun of others for being overweight or less than perfect.
On Saturday, Trump fired off a tweet aimed at his likely 2020 Democratic opponent, Joe Biden:
I’m not running against Sleepy Joe Biden. He is not even a factor. Never was, remember 1% Joe? I’m running against the Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats & their partner, the real opposition party, the Lamestream Fake News Media! They are vicious & crazy, but we will WIN! https://t.co/ltdHSmaMYT
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 16, 2020
Biden’s not a factor? As with everything Trump says, you can assume the opposite of what comes out of his mouth. If he says it’s a beautiful day outside, grab an umbrella and extra coat. If he tells you he’s not afraid of another person, he’s actually shitting himself. (Which he likely does since it looks like he wears an adult diaper.)
But Noel Casler, who was a showrunner on Trump’s NBC series “The Apprentice,” and has seen the president up close (and at his very worst) used the president’s tweet to reminisce about just how out of shape Trump was way back when he was still on TV:
First of all, you couldn’t ‘run’ if your life depended on it Donnie. I once saw you refuse to get out of a limo because we didn’t have a golf cart to take you about 50 feet. You get winded sitting up, and can’t tie your own shoes. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/NoDC9ctx9h
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) May 16, 2020
How fat and lazy do you have to be to not be capable of tying your own shoes?
There’s a very real chance that if Trump does happen to win a second term, he won’t live through it. His heart has got to be struggling to carry those 300+ pounds on his frame, and decades of alleged amphetamine abuse also take a toll on the ticker.
So the next time you hear Donald ragging on the health or age of another person, remember he’s saying the opposite. Provided, of course, he doesn’t have his hands and face full of greasy fast food and you’re unable to hear a word he says.