Forbes Flattens The Former Guy After He ‘Demands’ They Apologize For Their Reporting

Though he loudly proclaims himself to be a “great businessman” who has made a fortune in the real estate business, that’s far from the truth, as we learned recently when Forbes magazine dropped failed former president Donald Trump from their ranking of the richest people in the United States.

As the magazine explained, the Trump Organization has taken some major reversals in recent years, and that’s mainly the result of moronic business decisions made by the Donald:

His net worth is down more than $600 million from a year ago. The biggest reason: Truth Social, his social-media business. Trump once envisioned a significant percentage of the country logging onto the platform. But that never happened. Roughly 6.5 million have signed up so far, about 1% of the total on X (né Twitter). Trump’s 90% stake in Truth Social’s parent company has plummeted in value from an estimated $730 million to less than $100 million.

Even though the article removing Trump from the richest Americans list was published weeks ago, Donnie lashed out on Truth Social two days ago, posting an unhinged screed:

“I hereby demand a full apology from the failing Forbes Magazine, and their third-rate psycho writer, Dan Alexander, for the many false and libelous articles they have written about me, and for the cooperation they have given to the Racist and Incompetent A.G. of New York State, Peekaboo James.

“[Forbes] is owned by the Communist Chinese Government, and China will do anything to stop MAGA. Forbes, a Globalist ‘Rag,’ is a propaganda play against TRUMP.”

Boo hoo! You want some cheese with that whine, Dotard?

That led Forbes senior editor Dan Alexander to respond to the disgraced ex-president on Twitter.

“Hey Donald Trump, if you want to point out a single false fact in any of the articles I’ve published about you—or in the book I wrote about you—feel free. In the meantime, I’m going to keep reporting—and carefully fact-checking every word I publish.”

Trump has yet to reply to Alexander, probably because he knows he has no facts to refute what Forbes has said about him.

Once again, we see what a pathetic wimp Donald Trump is and always will be. He’s a little man who’s terrified of the legal jam he’s in and likely to spend the rest of his life behind bars.

Donnie, you’re in no position to “hereby demand” anything, especially since the entire world knows what a failure you are.

Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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