Donnie Unveiled Some New Dance Moves At His Latest Rally And They’re Enough To Make Your Eyes Burn

Last night in Ohio, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump was in full madman mode, angrily attacking anything and everything he could think of, leading some to suggest he was under the influence of stimulants.

Ryan Bort of Rolling Stone noted:

He spoke at length about the aptitude test he “aced” while he was in office, claiming he got tired of people calling him stupid so he went to “Doc Ronny” (former White House doctor and current Texas Rep. Ronny Jackson) to ask if there was any way he could prove to America he wasn’t a moron. “I have great heritage,” Trump said, “an uncle who was a great, great genius, a father who was a genius.” Jackson suggested an aptitude test, “an X test,” but warned Trump that it could be embarrassing if he didn’t pass it. Trump says he was unfazed:

“GIMME THAT TEST, DOC RONNY!”

Trump’s narcissism and paranoia were also on full display:

Trump at one point changed gears in the middle of making a point because he caught a glimpse of himself on a screen. “What a handsome president,” he said. He noted how he asks Melania how he looks on TV after rallies, particularly about the status of his hair, leading to one of several rants about how the TV cameras never show the size of his crowds. He also claimed the cameras turn off whenever he starts talking about the 2020 election. “Even now as I speak, two of the lights just went off,” he lied at one point. “This is communism. This is the beginning of communism.”

But perhaps worst of all was what happened once the obese dotard had finished speaking: He began dancing.

Yes, you read that correctly: A man with no sense of rhythm and complete lack of musical talent began doing what appeared to be a dance, and it was God awful. Take a look:

Sweet fancy Moses! My eyes; my eyes!!

Twitter users were also stunned by the sight: