Donald Trump Jr. would like to make one thing perfectly clear: The cocaine found at the White House recently wasn’t his and couldn’t be his because he doesn’t snort cocaine.
Speaking Sunday at the Turning Point Action Conference in West Palm Beach, Florida, Don Jr. said he had seen the online comments suggesting the illegal substance was his from his father’s days in the White House.
“According to Twitter, it was mine,” he whined. “You have the world’s most famous crackhead in residence. And somehow, it was mine, according to Twitter. I haven’t been there in like three years. I mean, think about that.
“Luckily, I don’t snort cocaine. Like, it’s not my thing.”
If you’ve ever seen any of Don Jr’s online videos or even his speech at the 2020 Republican National Convention, you’re probably doubled over with laughter right now. Junior doesn’t snort coke? So how does it get into his system? Via osmosis? Or does it land on him anytime I rains?
Consider:
Yeah, must be the coffee, huh? If so, Sniffy McSpeedball needs to switch to decaf.
Social media wasn’t buying Junior’s denial, and they let him know it.
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