Bless his coal-black, shrunken heart, Donald Trump Jr. just cannot avoid owning himself as he engages in being a dutiful son/sycophant for a father who couldn’t possibly care less about him and has long ago made it clear that Ivanka is his favorite child that he wanted to have sex with when she was only 13.
According to Junior, his father is far more accomplished in his four failed years as president than the current head of state, Joe Biden.
Don Jr. made his claim on Instagram, because apparently he doesn’t like Twitter now that the platform banned his father for being a lying, traitorous sack of shit:
How pathetic can one person be? Well there’s Don Jr. pathetic and everyone else is in a distant second place.
That was all it took for social media to light up with derision and mockery of Traitor Tot:
It’s going to be so much fun to watch in the months ahead as members of the Trump family start to turn on each other in exchange for a reduced prison sentence.
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