Donald Trump Jr. Joe Biden WTF?!

Don Jr. Has An Online Meltdown Over Reports That Joe Biden Lifts Weights

Donald Trump Jr. is absolutely apoplectic that the White House has revealed President Joe Biden lifts weights and works out on a stationary bike to stay in shape.

Apparently, if you’re not an overweight blob of hamburger grease and KFC crumbs, there’s something wrong with you in the eyes of the failed, one-term former president’s son.

Junior referenced remarks made by White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki on Monday about President Biden when she told reporters:

“I can tell you traveling with him a fair amount, sometimes he’s hard to keep up with.”

That was all it took to trigger Don Jr. in a major way, as he posted a video of him raging:

“Really, Jen? He can’t walk up the stairs of Air Force One without falling over! Now, if you said that he’s hard to keep up with because you have no idea what the hell he is saying when he’s speaking, that I would understand. But if you’re going to tell me that he’s hard to keep up with physically when we don’t see him doing anything early, we see lids being called in the middle of the day, you don’t see him doing anything late.”

Junior, on the other hand, apparently loves to do things “late,” possibly because he’s up all night thanks to some chemical enhancement. (Toot toot!)

However, Don Jr. was just getting warmed up, continuing his deranged ranting:

“I mean, does anyone really believe he’s hard to keep up with? You and I and any reasonable being with a brain has no idea what he’s saying. But these are the hard-hitting questions from the media. I mean, oh, we’re blowing it out. This is journalism. They’re asking all the tough questions! What the hell are you asking about?”

Of course, there had to be the obligatory comparison between Biden and Junior’s old man, who could barely manage to golf without getting winded:

“The president rides a stationary bike. Oh, that’s wonderful!

“You think that would happen with Trump? The world is on fire and we’re pretending everything is just fine. Joe Biden is riding a bike and he’s weightlifting! He’s a strong and viable leader! You can’t make it up, folks. So we’ve got to push back. We’ve got to call it out.”

The world is on fire? Really? As for pushing back and calling things out, the Trumps sure did hate it when anyone criticized the words or actions of their tangerine mound of Big Mac drippings. That’s different, of course, because Don Jr. and his siblings are dependent upon their daddy for a paycheck since none of them are talented enough to get a real job.

Thankfully we now have a president who takes care of himself. That’s a good thing no matter what Traitor Tot says.


By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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