Don Jr. And Kimberly Guilfoyle Celebrate Christmas With Photo Of Themselves Holding Animal Body Parts

For Christmas this year, Donald Trump Jr. and his fiancée, disgraced former Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle, thought it would be a cool idea to post photos of themselves on social media with the genitalia of animals in their hands.

Yes, you read that correctly: Animal genitals are apparently the new MAGA way of celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.

According to OK Magazine:

The couple was all smiles as they posed while holding several bones that came from animal genitalia — known as a baculum — that a hunter pal of theirs from Alaska gave them at the annual holiday get-together.

Guilfoyle had one hand on her hip and used her other hand to hold the slim bone between two fingers while sporting a short, black dress. Trump Jr. grinned for the camera as he stood on the opposite site of two of their friends and held up a second, larger bone.

In another photo, Trump Jr. stood with his arm around his friend while the other man showed off a third bone. He later took to Instagram to share the Christmas party pics, describing Guilfoyle and Trump Jr. as “genuine, down to Earth, considerate, awesome people who love hunting as much as we do.”

The posting drew harsh reaction on Twitter, with one user noting, “Four d—- in one pic. Nice.”

Another person added, “An exercise in class and sophistication, Trump style.”

But perhaps the best online clapback was this one:

“There’s a real question here. Not ‘why are you idiots holding d— bones’ but ‘why are you idiots holding *walrus* bones?’ Walruses are a protected species. Which means his ‘hunter friends’ are quite possibly poachers. Not the first time baby Trump’s bragged about poaching.”

This also isn’t the first time Don Jr. has decided to discuss the subject of male body parts, which sort of makes you wonder exactly what sort of fantasies are ricocheting around inside his otherwise empty skull.

In 2007, during an interview with Adam Corolla, Junior had this to say:

“You know, and I will get fired for this, but I’m never going to say that I don’t. I will get fired for that. By the way, they’re both pretty substantial I think.”

Knowing the Trump penchant for exaggeration, it’s safe to assume that Don Jr. and his old man think four inches is “substantial.” No wonder neither of them can manage to stay married: They can’t satisfy their wives.