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Delusional Trump Tells Supporters Not To Believe ‘Dark Polls…We’re Winning This Race’

Speaking to supporters today in Florida, Donald Trump once again resorted to conspiracy theories to explain why he’s getting his butt handed to him by Hillary Clinton and why every poll on the face of the earth shows him losing–and losing badly–as the race enters its final two weeks.

Polls, Trump added, are:

“Part of the crooked system, part of the rigged system that I’ve been talking about since I entered the race.”

The plot of Trump’s self-imagined fantasy thickened when he told the group of acolytes this about the 2016 election:

“These are what — they call them ‘dark polls.’ They are phony polls put out by phony media. And I’ll tell you what: All of us are affected by this stuff. And what they try and do is they try and suppress the vote. This way people don’t go out and vote. But we’re winning this race.”

The remarks are reminiscent of a tweet sent out earlier this morning by the Orange Menace:

In order to suppress the the Trump? Hmm. Sounds like Donnie is taking way too much speed and/or cocaine again, doesn’t it? Either that or he’s not getting enough sleep at night due to the alleged drug usage. Of course, it might just be because he’s up all night trying to steel himself for the loss that is coming in the near future.

But perhaps more disturbing is the fact that those who support this douchenozzle believe him when he says this kind of crap! They eat it up and ask for seconds. Even a top official from the RNC, Sean Spicer, was repeating the bogus talking points this morning on CNN:

Yeah, Trump is winning in Florida. Only, he isn’t, as the latest polling data shows. RealClear Politics has Clinton up by 4 points in the Sunshine State. Guess Sean Spicer didn’t get that memo.

Here’s how Election Day will progress: It will become clear early on the evening of November 8 that Trump has lost by a wide margin. Trump will eventually make a non-concession speech and invite his followers to join him at TrumpTV in the near future so he can exploit them even further. Then, in true leech fashion, Trump will try to fleece his supporters and blame every problem on the new President, Hillary Clinton.

But none of it will change this irrefutable fact: Donald J. Trump is a loser. Always has been, always will be.

This article was originally published by the same author at

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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