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Craziest Rant EVER! Palin Calls The GOP Base ‘Battered Women’

We’ve all heard and read some really crazy stuff that has come from the mouth of former half-term Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, but an editorial she penned for Breitbart may well qualify as the most batshit insane thing that has ever issued forth from the empty space in her head where a brain should reside.

You might want to sit down if you aren’t already. This rant of a letter to the Republican leadership is beyond angry, beyond clueless, and way beyond plain old ignorant:

“Together, we grassroots conservatives gave the GOP historic electoral victories because they promised us they would stop Obama’s “fundamental transformation of America.”

“Instead, they abetted it. They are Obama’s accomplices.

“With this omnibus bill, they broke every promise they made to us. Every single one.They’ve reached a level of brazen duplicity previously known only to Democrats.

“Obamacare? It’s fully funded.

“Planned Parenthood, which was caught red-handed haggling over the sale of dead babies? It’s funded too.

“Obama’s illegal executive amnesty? Funded.

“Illegal alien sanctuary cities? Funded.

“Visas for un-vetted Muslim migrants (‘refugees’) to resettle in America? Funded.

“Obama’s green energy crony capitalism? Funded.

“Tax credits for illegal aliens? Funded.

“H-2B visas to replace American workers with cheap unskilled foreign workers? Yep, that’s in there too.

“What about funds for the fence that we so desperately need on our southern border? Nope, sorry, they couldn’t find any money for that.

“Basically, everything commonsense conservatives despise – and Republicans promised to put an end to if elected – was funded by this omnibus.”

Awww…looks like Sarah got her little rabid right-wing GOP fee fees hurt. That, and no doubt she is also angling for a cabinet post should Trump or Cruz happen to get elected President. Afterall, Palin cannot seem to keep a job: Resigned as governor; got fired by Fox News as commentator; had to scrap her pay-for-access web site where she posted her moronic musings when half drunk and fully insipid.

And then, to top it all off, Sister Sarah decided to compare the GOP to a bunch of wife beaters and the GOP base as battered women:

“They did it again. But like a battered wife, we keep going back because every four years they bring us flowers, beg our forgiveness, and swear they’ll never hit us again.

“The GOP establishment in Congress is our abuser. We can’t hide the black eyes any more. The whole neighborhood knows.”

Is that supposed to be insightful? It’s only offensive and dismissive of a real problem in this country.

This is all bad enough, yet there was more. Here’s how she wrapped it all up and put it under the Christmas tree:

“And where was the famed House Freedom Caucus – those stalwart conservatives who spearheaded Boehner’s ouster? They were shrugging and handing us a bag of frozen peas to put on our black eye. If we’re lucky, maybe they’ll call 911 for us when the beating starts up again.”

Face it, Sarah, your party is a loser. You’re a loser. And you and your party are on the way to becoming a permanent minority in this country. So if you’re this pissed off now, no doubt you’ll be ready to start crying when it all comes to pass.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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