Business WTF?!

Conway Shills For Ivanka’s Wares–Gets Destroyed On Social Media (TWEETS)

Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be a senior adviser to our illustrious and illegitimate president, Donald Trump, but during an appearance on Fox and Friends early Thursday morning, she sounded more like the host of an infomercial.

During a discussion of Nordstrom dropping Ivanka Trump’s clothing line from their stores because the products aren’t selling well, Conway remarked:

“It’s a wonderful line, I own some of it. I’m going to give it a free commercial here, go buy it today!”

While she was at it, Conway also accused Nordstrom of no longer carrying Ivanka Trump’s wares because they somehow want to punish the Cheeto-in-Chief:

“They are using the most prominent woman in Donald Trump’s [life]. Using her, who has been a champion for empowerment of women in the workplace, to get to him.”

Wow! That’s a hell of a lot of fake news and alternative facts, Kellyanne. If a business isn’t having success selling a particular line of products, don’t they have a right to stop doing so whenever they choose? Isn’t that all part of the great “free market miracle” Republicans are so fond of championing?

It didn’t take long for social media to pounce and take Conway down a few notches:

Even a Fox News idiot got in on the action to remind Conway that what she had done on-air was not exactly cool:

And in our next segment, the fake POTUS will be hawking items from the Oval Office to the highest bidder. Be sure and get your phone set to speed dial for that!

This article was originally published by the same author at

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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