Conservatives Pitch A Fit Over Carlson’s Exit From Fox: ‘What’s Happening To America?!’

April 24, 2023 will go down as a very dark day for bigots, conservatives, and right-wing a-holes because it’s the day that Fox News officially said they were done with host Tucker Carlson, who had been at the network since 2009.

Reportedly, in his most recent contract with Fox, Carlson pulled down $8 million a year.

But to read the wailing and gnashing of teeth on Twitter, you’d have thought it was the end of American civilization and a harbinger of the Apocalypse.

Take a look at some of the online overreaction:

Here’s something for those bemoaning Carlson’s departure, direct from the mouth of Eric Cartman:

Andrew Bradford

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