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‘Clumps For Trump’ Lets You Send The Donald A Lump Of Coal

When I was growing up, my parents would tell me that if I didn’t behave, Santa Claus would either bring me a lump of coal or a bundle of switches for being a bad boy.

So who has been especially bad this year? Face it, it’s Donald Trump. But not to worry, because you can send him–or any other naughty person you know–a boxed lump of coal thanks to the fine folks at NaughtyCoalBox.com.

But here’s the really cool part of what NaughtyCoalBox is doing: the company will take however many pieces of coal are ordered in the next seven days, match that number, and send those along to Donald Trump on behalf of all of us who are sick and tired of his shenanigans.

Because hey, what says you dislike a person more than a box of coal?

This article was originally published by the same author at LiberalAmerica.org.

By Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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