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Challenger To Lauren Boebert Masterfully (And Grossly) Trolls Her For The Sh*tstorm She’s Created

Though the vast majority of those who are currently reading this have never heard of Alex Walker, there’s an excellent chance you’ll never forget this name once you see the campaign ad he’s running in Colorado to be the Democratic nominee who faces incumbent Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert in November.

The video, which has quickly gone viral, The Daily Beast reports, is one of the best examples of edgy political advertising ever attempted by any candidate:

Political newcomer Alex Walker, the latest Democratic challenger to toss his hat into the ring to unseat MAGA-boosting Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), announced his presence with perhaps the most nauseating campaign ad ever. The two-minute online video that debuted Tuesday starts with a woman getting crushed by a giant pile of feces, followed by other townsfolk trying to avoid a literal storm of shit.

Yes, you read that correctly: A shitstorm. And it’s just as disgusting as you’d expect, but it’s also brilliant and hilarious, and it’s likely to make Alex Walker a household name in the Centennial State, especially when he promises to eliminate her “bullshit” if he’s elected:

Eventually, Walker emerges and picks up a soiled teddy bear before announcing he has joined a crowded race to defeat the mudslinging congresswoman. “We are real Coloradans. We deserve a living wage, small government that actually works, and freedom of choice,” he says. “Instead, we have bullshit.”

The tagline for Walker’s ad is also sure to resonate with voters:

“Colorado needs a bull, not a bullshitter. I’m Alex Walker and I approve the shit out of this message!”

For anyone who has forgotten, here’s some of the bullshit that Boebert has been spewing since she took office:

“The Constitution is not evolving,” she wrote on Twitter. “To say that spits in the face of every single one of our founders.”

Shit! The woman is crazy. She needs to be replaced ASAP.

 

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Donald Trump Viral Video

Viral Video Reminds Donald Trump Of All The Times He Mocked People For Pleading The Fifth

According to failed, one-term former President Donald Trump, if a person cites their Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination, that means they’re guilty, in the mob, or both.

Now, however, Trump finds himself in a situation where if he doesn’t repeatedly plead the Fifth, he’s probably going to spend the rest of his life behind bars.

Just this week, a judge in New York ordered Trump to sit for a deposition within the next 21 days. And even though the ex-president will likely appeal that ruling, it won’t take long for appellate courts in the Empire State to compel him to testify.

That led the progressive PAC MediasTouch to tweet out a brilliant video compilation of Trump attacking and belittling anyone who dares to assert their Fifth Amendment right to remain silent.

According to HuffPost, the MediasTouch posting went viral in short order:

The 64-second video, which garnered almost half a million views in its first 12 hours on Twitter alone and caused the #TrumpIsGuilty hashtag to trend on the platform.

Trump is guilty. Even he knows that.

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Donald Trump Jr. Viral Video

Donald Trump Jr’s Super Bowl Halftime Rant Video Has People Saying He Needs A Stint In Rehab

In his latest attempt to appear marginally relevant, Donald Trump Jr. only succeeded in proving that needs an extended stay in rehab.

The video Don Jr. posted on social media is an extended, fact-free rant in which he tries to connect journalist Bob Woodward, Hillary Clinton, Watergate, and a number of other completely unrelated subjects in an attempt to prove that his father was spied on and should be reinstated to the presidency.

Here, take a look:

Those who have used drugs and/or alcohol will immediately recognize the warning signs from Junior’s video: The half-mast eyelids. The staccato speech pattern. The failure to make even a whit of sense.

On social media, nearly everyone was universal in their suggestion that Don Jr. get himself to rehab and stop using air quotes since he clearly doesn’t know how to.

The good news for Junior is they have drug rehab in prison.

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Video Of Trump Praying With A Supporter Shows The Full Extent Of His Hair Weave

Just in case there’s anyone left in the world who doesn’t already know, allow me to state a fact about failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president Donald Trump: He’s been going bald for decades.

For years, there have been rumors that Trump is indeed losing his hair and has gone to extreme lengths to hide it. For example, a 2018 article from the New York Post:

President Trump’s bizarre hairdo is the result of scalp-reduction ­surgery, careful styling held in place by strong hairspray — and too much cheap dye, according to a new book.

Daughter Ivanka Trump often makes fun of her dad’s comb-over to friends and delights in explaining how the crazy coiffure comes together, according to “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House.

“She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate — a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray,” journalist Michael Wolff writes in the book, out Jan. 9.

In other words, Trump has had sections of his scalp reduced by surgery and now has what can most charitably be called one hell of a hair weave.

And now we have new video which seems to prove the hair weave theory as per Wolff’s book.

In the video, posted online by Molly Jong-Fast, a fast food worker asks Donnie if she can pray for him. He agrees and that’s when the weave becomes embarrassingly visible. Take a look:

That was all it took so set off waves of laughter and mockery on social media.

 

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Don Jr’s Latest Deranged Video Suggests He’s Cracking As His Legal Problems Worsen

Donald Trump Jr. is facing legal jeopardy in several jurisdictions, and reports are that his father is ready to offer him another family members up as the scapegoats for any crimes that may have taken place at the Trump Organization, so it’s safe to say that Junior is under more than a little stress these days.

That being said, you have to wonder: Why would someone who needs to lay low and consult his attorneys be posting videos online that appear to show him high as a kite and virtually unable to speak?

Whatever the motivation, take a look at this 29-second train wreck:

Is he high on drugs? Sure seems that way, though only he knows for sure. At times, it’s almost impossible to decipher what the ex-president’s son is even saying, though there is this line:

“Joe Biden is what stands between us and a nuclear-capable China. Joe Biden is the guy they’re going to call at 3 in the morning if there’s a serious crisis with Russia.”

Yeah, things were so much better when we had a president who was beholden to Vladimir Putin and deferred to the Russian autocrat no matter the issue.

Junior’s bizarre video set off a wave of online mockery: