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Trump Supporter Says She’d Rather Have Putin As POTUS Than Biden 

It’s basically a given that to be a supporter of failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump, you have to be gullible and willing to believe whatever bullshit you hear on right-wing television and radio.

But can you imagine being so perpetually demented that you would rather have a mass murdering butcher like Vladimir Putin running the United States than President Joe Biden?

Yet that’s exactly what a MAGA moron had to say when she spoke with a reporter outside last Saturday’s Trump rally in Michigan, according to Crooks & Liars:

A Donald Trump supporter has attempted to explain why she would vote for Vladimir Putin over Joe Biden, and her response is… interesting?

In a newly-surfaced video, a woman wearing a bobbled Trump beanie was interviewed by Jason Selvig – one half of comedy duo The Good Liars.

After being asked exactly why a political figure recently accused of war crimes would get her vote over Biden, she replied: “I believe he’s been given a tough….”

Trailing off before completing her sentence, she then insisted Nazis actually left Germany after WWII and made their way to America following a pit-stop in Ukraine.

But that’s not all the simpleton had to say. She also believes that George Bush (who fought the Nazis in World War II as a decorated Navy pilot) was actually a Nazi himself!

“Since WWII, Russia’s been the bad guy, when in actuality the Nazis left Germany and they ended up going to Ukraine, coming in here.”

She then added: “George Bush was actually a Nazi.”

The group that shot the video and posted it online is indeed known as The Good Liars, but they aren’t lying when it comes to finding some of the dense dolts who associate themselves with Trump like pathetic, fascist groupies.

But perhaps most terrifying of all is that we still let these ditzes cast a ballot in every election. Is is any wonder that Trump and his ilk (Gaetz, Greene, Boebert, etc.) are able to get elected to positions of power?

Willful ignorance will be the death of the American republic.

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Trump Supporter At Michigan Rally Says ‘Space Force’ Will Soon Overturn The 2020 Election

On Saturday evening, failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump held one of his Loser Tour rallies in Michigan, but the craziest rhetoric didn’t come from the ex-president. Instead, it was provided by some of his MAGA supporters before the rally even began.

A woman who spoke with a reporter from Right Side Broadcasting Network insisted that the recently created Space Force will overturn the results of the 2020 election and restore Trump to the presidency.

The woman (complete with an American flag draped over her shoulders) began her rant:

“The election, I believe, was stolen. But we know that, Space Force has it all, Trump has all the information, it’s going to be overturned.”

The interviewer asked:

“What do you think Space Force has?”

And that’s when the the woman unpacked a whole trove of conspiracy theories:

“Space Force is a military branch, you know, just like the Army, you know, all the military. And they literally…the night of the election they literally watched the election be stolen. They watermarked the ballots, they know exactly what happened with every ballot. They know what countries were involved, they followed the money, they know what every every politician that’s been paid off.”

Not strange enough for you? The MAGA moron was far from finished:

“There was 260,00 — 269,000 sealed indictments, but I think it might even be up to 500,000 sealed indictments. And I believe that we’re going to have an emergency broadcast and the military is going to come in with martial law and we’re going to be shown, 8-hours on, 8-hours off, of videos for seven days — the world. And they’re going to be showing us taped tribunals, taped confessions, and the world is going to be awakened to what’s really going on with the deep state.”

The Trump faithful are mentally disturbed. It’s no wonder they support a man who sounds like he has Swiss cheese for a brain.

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Woman At Saturday Trump Rally In Texas Says Donald Will Resurrect Princess Diana And Michael Jackson

Failed, twice-impeached, one-term former President Donald Trump held one of his pathetic rallies in Conroe, Texas on Saturday evening, and before he ever took the stage, his MAGA moron faithful were proving they’re even dumber than the imbecile they so fervently adore.

One woman said that the Joe Biden we now see is actually a “fake” because “the real Biden was assassinated at Gitmo in March 2019.”

Oh, and she also thinks that Trump has resurrected dead celebrities and suggested that Michael Jackson, John F. Kennedy Jr., and Princess Diana would all be at Trump’s upcoming inauguration because he was essential in helping them “escape.”

There was also a man wearing a cowboy hat who held up a sign showing President Joe Biden wearing a dog collar and leash that was held by Chinese President Xi Jinping.

And it wouldn’t be a Trump rally without the mathematically and historically challenged idiots who love to wear clothing that only makes sense if you have the IQ of an eggplant:

And the signs. You gotta have the signs:

https://twitter.com/JamesSuzenbooks/status/1487575330072137729?s=20&t=EcyNvf1A4Szlek_19s6G3A

One day we’ll look back on this time in American history and laugh — Once we stop crying.

 

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Has-Been Actor Jon Voight: Trump Was Sent By God And Is Guided By Abe Lincoln’s Spirit

Apparently, washed-up actor Jon Voight didn’t get the memo that failed, one-term former President Donald Trump lost the 2020 election in historic fashion, because he just released a video in which he claims Trump was sent by God and is being guided by the spirit of Abraham Lincoln.

In the video, which was posted to Twitter and has since gone semi-viral (though not for the reason Voight would have hoped), the actor looks into the camera and says:

“We must give applause for our hero. Yes, he’s been the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln.”

Let’s see: Lincoln freed the slaves and Trump wants to keep them from voting. So that sure as hell doesn’t add up.

Voight continues:

“He’s a man of integrity, a man of devotion, a man who ran the entire country with great heart and soul. I’d like to give President Trump an honor.”

I’d like to give him a life sentence in prison. And tens of millions of Americans agree with that sentiment.

Voight concludes his video with this flourish of bullshit:

“Hope has arrived, and we shall never feel this loss again for we all know it was stolen, and we, the American people, know the truth. Donald J. Trump is a source of God’s speed, and I know Abraham Lincoln’s spirit is with him to turn America great again.”

Hope arrived the day Trump left office. The whole “source of God’s speed” is virtually undecipherable. And if Lincoln’s spirit has descended and settled on anyone currently on the face of the planet, it sure as hell isn’t Dotard Donnie.

Voight’s video tribute to ex-President Grifty was met with laughter and scorn.

https://twitter.com/Go65Must/status/1484579082964815884?s=20

 

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Americans Applaud Eric Swalwell For Expertly Trolling The MAGA Faithful On Twitter

Few people have been more of a thorn in the side of failed, one-term, twice-impeached former President Donald Trump than California Democratic Congressman Eric Swalwell.

Swalwell, you may recall, has even sued Trump and his allies over the January 6 Capitol insurrection, as CNN reported in March of last year:

The new lawsuit … by Swalwell, a California Democrat who helped to lead impeachment arguments against Trump for inciting insurrection, follows a similar suit filed last month by Rep. Bennie Thompson against Trump, Giuliani and the extremist groups the Oath Keepers and Proud Boys. Swalwell’s case makes some of the same claims as Thompson’s — citing a civil rights law meant to counter the Ku Klux Klan’s intimidation of elected officials.

But it also alleges Trump, Trump Jr., Giuliani and Brooks broke Washington, DC, laws, including an anti-terrorism act, by inciting the riot, and that they aided and abetted violent rioters and inflicted emotional distress on the members of Congress.

And now Swalwell is trolling the Donald’s fanatical (and sometimes dangerous) followers, who showed up in Florence, Arizona Saturday night for what Rolling Stone called Trump playing “the hits,” even though those so-called “hits” still suck:

The rally, much like the one that preceded it, was a rehash of the Big Lie, the same dangerous rhetoric that encouraged Trump’s supporters to launch a violent attack on the Capitol on Jan. 6, posing a real threat to our democracy. But the attempted coup failed, dooming Trump to holding rallies and feeding his supporters a steady stream of bullshit to keep them fired up for the midterms and his potential 2024 run. After all, supporters will continue to show up and treat him as the god emperor they believe him to be.

Right-wing Newsmax, on the other hand, had this take on the Arizona rally:

Almost a like a cult following? Try exactly like a cult following, and let’s be sure and recall how cults usually end. If you need a hint, just Google “Jonestown massacre” or “Heaven’s Gate.”

That was all it took for Swalwell to lay one hell of an internet burn on the MAGA morons who showed up in Arizona and seem to show up everywhere the Orange Menace happens to set up a stage where he can vomit out his lies:

That set off waves of applause and agreement on social media:

https://twitter.com/vodaeau/status/1482536092616122371?s=20

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