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Hillary Clinton Has A Snarkily Hilarious Question For Melania Trump

When you think about everything Hillary Clinton told us about disgraced, failed, one-term former president Donald Trump when she ran against him in 2016, it’s fair to say that not only was she prescient, she was also 100% right.

Jennifer Senior of The New York Times noted in 2020 that Clinton had indeed summed Trump up perfectly:

But she did have some strikingly good insights. You see it in the “she warned us” memes on Twitter: Here’s the snippet of her listing possible reasons Trump hadn’t released his tax returns (he’s a tax evader, he’s in hock to mysterious creditors, he’s not the bazilionaire we think), all of which turned out to be true; there’s the snippet of Hillary telling Trump that he was a puppet.

And now Hillary is back, and she’s still perfectly on-point (and funny as hell), The Independent reports, when asked what message she has for Melania Trump:

“How’s your summer going?” she bluntly told host Andy Cohen she would ask the former first lady in the wake of the FBI’s raid of her and Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home and the seizure of top secret documents.

The former secretary of state appeared on Cohen’s Bravo show Watch What Happens Live with her daughter Chelsea Clinton to promote their Apple TV show Gutsy.

But it wasn’t just Melania that the former secretary of state had questions for, and she was kind enough to share those with us, too:

The former presidential candidate was also asked what question she would ask Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, whose wife Ginni Thomas has been linked to the attempt to overthrow Joe Biden’s 2020 election victory over Mr. Trump.

“Don’t you want to retire?” Ms. Clinton said she would ask Justice Thomas, who also played a key role in overturning Roe v Wade.

What about all of those eerily accurate predictions Clinton made about what a disaster Trump would be as president? Cohen asked.

“It does cross my mind honestly.
“But it doesn’t provide any kind of solace to me. I am so sad, I am so distressed that everything that happened during the time that he was there, and then his refusal to accept the election, and inciting violence, is heartbreaking.
“I hope people (of whatever party) will just say, ‘No, enough! We are not going to let that kind of divisiveness and disruption exist in our country any longer.’ It’s so important to stop it.”

 

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Michael Cohen: Trump Must Be Terrified The Mar-a-Lago FBI Informant Is Melania

Michael Cohen was Donald Trump’s personal attorney for many years, and he said Saturday on MSNBC that his ex-client must be terrified that someone close to him tipped off the FBI about him having classified and top secret documents at Mar-a-Lago.

For all he knows, Cohen added, the informant could be his wife, Melania.

Cohen was asked by host Ali Velshi:

“How is he feeling right now because someone in his circle, or somebody around him that may not be a trusted advisor or something, but somebody around him who knows stuff about him is now an informant for the FBI. That much we know, the name’s been redacted so we don’t know who that is. What happens to Donald Trump when he feels that someone’s betraying him?”

Cohen replied:

“Yes this is a big problem for him because under normal circumstances quite a few people are around him. So he is able to shift to the next person. Here, he is not sure who he can shift to.

“He’s not sure if it’s Melania, he’s not sure if it’s one of the kids. Now you may remember, for over a year and a half, I’ve been saying that the whole issue with [Jared] Kushner to me just seems falsely odd in the fact that he who was secretary of everything in the White House, secretary of everything and that he seems to be escaping any sort of attention and , you know, any legal issues and so I’ve been saying for a long time, that just doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.”

The former attorney added that he thinks the most likely suspect is indeed Jared:

“But, then again, it’s just my opinion. I personally have always thought that Kushner was the guy that would end up turning on his father-in-law first.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DV1mlJ-caE&feature=emb_logo

No matter who the mole is, they clearly know a great deal about Trump and his secrets. That alone is enough to make the Donald paranoid.

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The Latest MAGA Outrage: The FBI Went Through Melania’s Wardrobe Drawers Looking For Evidence

Always looking for something to be outraged by, the MAGA faithful are now obsessed with reports that when the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago on Monday in connection with a warrant issued by a federal judge, they also looked through Melania Trump’s wardrobe drawers.

What?! Oh my God! The horror!!

The story began on Fox News, which has been pushing the Melania angle in prime time, no doubt hoping to boost ratings and keep the Trump acolytes properly outraged.

If FBI agents went through Melania’s clothing, that was clearly covered in the search warrant. After all, it’s quite easy to hide documents, cell phones, cameras, and thumb drives in a drawer.

And then there’s this possibility: Maybe Melania is a co-conspirator with her husband. It wouldn’t be the first time a married couple has engaged in criminal behavior as a team.

But to hear the outcry on social media, you’d have thought they strip searched Melania.

https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1557328595730718720?s=20&t=3vbKNK0DfmAirY_wST2f5g

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Melania Trump Is OUTRAGED The Bidens Dared To Rearrange Some Of The Furniture In The White House

Someone really needs to check on former First Lady Melania Trump and make sure she’s aware that she no longer lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (a.k.a. The White House) and therefore isn’t allowed to decide how things are arranged or decorated there.

It seems, according to The Daily Mail, that Melania is upset the President and Mrs. Biden (or someone on their staff) has dared to rearrange some of the furniture in the White House residence where the First Family lives:

Melania Trump slammed the White House Historical Association for its new guidebook on the executive mansion, saying it shows only a small amount of her restoration work and that ‘her deliberate styling of the furniture and accessories was significantly rearranged.’

The new 60th anniversary edition of ‘The White House: An Historic Guide’, which was released July 28, offers readers a behind-the-scenes glimpse of life at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, including photos of the private rooms on the second floor where presidents and first ladies live.

Although the photos were taken last fall during Joe Biden’s administration many of them feature the decorative work of Melania Trump, who made preserving the 230-year-old White House one of her primary responsibilities when she served as first lady. 

Melania’s office even issued a statement which reads in part:

“Preserving the history of the People’s House for future generations was something that Mrs. Trump was very passionate about and took very seriously. She and her design team worked tirelessly to beautify the White House, but only a small amount of their creative execution adorns the pages of this book. In fact, her deliberate styling of the furniture and accessories was significantly rearranged throughout the book’s images.”

It’s admirable that Melania decided to help redecorate the White House while she was first lady, but she needs to let go now that her husband is no longer president.

And it’s not as if Melania lives in a dump now. Mar-a-Lago is probably very nice (if you like that Palm Beach bordello look), though it’s fair to say it’s nowhere near as opulent and historic as the White House, which Mel reportedly hated (“I’m working my ass off with the Christmas stuff that, you know, who gives a f*ck about Christmas stuff and decorations but I need to do it, right?”) having to decorate for the holidays.

Again, if anyone has a way to reach Melania, please call or text her and remind her yet again that she’s no longer allowed to decide what goes at the White House. If she has a problem with that, maybe her grifter hubby can build a replica for her in Florida.

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Melania Claims She Didn’t Speak Out On Jan. 6 Because She Was Too Busy Working ‘On Behalf Of Our Nation’

Former First Lady Melania Trump (a.k.a. Madame BeBest) wants all Americans to know that while she would’ve loved to speak out on January 6, 2021 when the Capitol was under attack by supporters of her disgraced husband, she was far too busy tending to other matters, including working “on behalf of our nation.”

Amazingly, she said this without cracking a grin or laughing uncontrollably.

According to Fox News:

“Former first lady Melania Trump said Thursday that she was ‘fulfilling’ her official duties as first lady of the United States of America on Jan. 6, 2021, telling Fox News Digital exclusively that had she been fully informed of the events taking place at the Capitol during the day, she ‘would have immediately denounced the violence.'”

Oh, and there’s also this quote, direct from the horse’s mouth:

“As with all First Ladies who preceded me, it was my obligation to record the contents of the White House’s historic rooms, including taking archival photographs of all the renovations. Several months in advance, I organized a qualified team of photographers, archivists, and designers to work with me in the White House to ensure perfect execution. As required, we scheduled January 6, 2021, to complete the work on behalf of our Nation.”

How convenient that it just so happened to be the very same day the seat of government was under siege by domestic terrorists and MAGA minions who had been told by the failed, one-term ex-president that the election had been stolen and they were to march on the Capitol and let their anger be seen by Congress, which was meeting to confirm that Joe Biden had indeed beaten the shit out of Donnie in both the popular and electoral vote.

Despite Melania’s insistence that she had been busy on the day of the riots, her chief of staff at the time, Stephanie Grisham, recalls a very different response from the then-first lady:

Melania is full of crap. She’s a liar, a fraud, and a grifter. No wonder she married the tangerine shitgibbon.