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Don Jr. Urges MAGA Faithful To Buy Trump Merch Only From Him – Not People ‘Lining Their Own Pockets’

Attention all MAGA morons who have money to burn and want to spend it on assorted Trump crap you can put up around your house, on your car, and anywhere else you feel the need to pimp for failed one-term, twice-impeached, and multiple indicted former president Donald Trump: Stop giving your money to people who are only interested in making a buck off the Donald’s tainted name.

That’s the message from Donald Trump Jr. (more appropriately known as Donald #2), who wants the Trump faithful to only spend their bucks at his online store.

On the Monday edition of his “Triggered” podcast, Junior lamented that some people who sell Trump merchandise are only interested in “lining their own pockets.”

“I get other people have made [a] very good living doing the MAGA merch, even if none of the money actually goes toward the [Trump] campaign or the cause.”

Understand, the disgraced ex-president’s namesake added, that he simply wouldn’t “feel right about profiting” from his old man’s four indictments. “I’d probably actually get killed in the press, thinking about it now.”

However, Junior quickly noted, you’re certainly welcome to direct your internet browser over to his website and scoop up some of the caps, shirts, posters, koozies, etc. emblazoned with the Trump name and infamous mugshot taken in Fulton County, Georgia just last week.

Twitter users couldn’t resist mocking Don Jr. for his blatant grifting.

 

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Text Message From Don Jr. Appears To Implicate Him In Plot To Overturn 2020 Election

A trove of text messages obtained by Talking Points Memo shows that former president Donald Trump’s son, Don Jr., was actively involved in the attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election, and the could also lead to enormous legal jeopardy for him.

In one of the texts, which was sent to then-White House Chief of staff Mark Meadows, Don Jr. proposes an approach to making sure his father remain in office even though the election results showed he had lost to Joe Biden.

“It’s very simple. If through our lawsuits and recounts the Secretary of States on each state cannot certify that states vote the State Assemblies can step in and vote to put forward the electoral slate Republicans control Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, North Carolina etc we get Trump electors There is a Safe Harbor on 8 December if for whatever reason you miss that the Electors then cannot meet in the individual state Capitols on 14 December So we either have a vote WE control and WE win OR it gets kicked to Congress 6 January 2021 the House meets to vote- by state party delegation 1 vote per state California 1 ; Montana 1 Republicans control 28 states Democrats 22 states Once again Trump wins Senate votes for VP Pence wins Summary We have multiple paths We control them all We have operational control Total leverage.”

Another text from Don Jr. calls for the firing of anyone designated as an enemy of the administration.

“POTUS must start 2nd Term now Fire Wray ; Fire Faucci (sic) Make Grennel interim head of FBI Have Barr select Special Prosecutor on HardDrivefromHell Biden crime family,”

With Special Counsel Jack Smith now leading the Justice Department’s investigation of possible crimes committed by the ex-president while he was still in office, Don Jr. could soon find himself having to testify before a grand jury on the 2020 election plot. If he testifies truthfully, that would incriminate his father. If he lies, he’s facing a charge of perjury.

In other words, it seems that Don Jr. is screwed no matter what he does.

 

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Filmmaker Uncovers Bizarre Dynamic Between Eric And Don Jr. – Eric Is ‘Scared’ Of His Brother

If you ever wondered how tight of a family the Trumps are, British documentarian Alex Holder found out during his hours of filming them and reports that things are just as dysfunctional as you’d expect;

Holder has released his documentary about the Trumps, “Unprecedented,” and agreed to be part of an “Ask Me Anything” session on Reddit, where he responded to questions.

One of the most interesting things Holder revealed is that Eric Trump is “scared” of Donald Trump Jr.

“Eric seemed to be pretty scared of his older brother.”

Additionally, Holder notes that he found Eric to be the least like his father, but Don Jr. and Ivanka were “very similar to their old man.”

“Eric was the friendliest,” Holder noted. “I don’t think Don, Jr. liked me very much.”

Did Holder sense any love among the family members? Nope.

When asked if he thought there was “genuine love” in the family, Holder said the Trumps had a “pretty unusual family dynamic” that was “all about supporting ‘Dad’ — at all costs.”

And then there’s the matter of Donald himself. He’s just as laughable as you think:

Holder said that the former president wears “a huge amount of makeup,” which he puts on himself in a process that takes “a couple of hours each morning.” He also commented that Trump did say racist things off-camera and that the former president’s diet mainly consisted of burgers and Diet Coke. 

How did the Trumps treat Holder? They tried to schmooze him:

“It’s interesting. They are a real estate family from New York. So, they are good at the charm and schmooze…. But to be honest, it’s pretty transparent.”

Liars, bullshitters, grifters, and dysfunctional as hell. Yes, the Trump clan is just as messed up as we all suspected, and it sounds like they deserve each other, if only because most people wouldn’t have anything to do with such unsavory characters.

 

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Don Jr. Says Drugs Found At White House Couldn’t Have Been His Because ‘I Don’t Snort Cocaine’

Donald Trump Jr. would like to make one thing perfectly clear: The cocaine found at the White House recently wasn’t his and couldn’t be his because he doesn’t snort cocaine.

Speaking Sunday at the Turning Point Action Conference in West Palm Beach, Florida, Don Jr. said he had seen the online comments suggesting the illegal substance was his from his father’s days in the White House.

“According to Twitter, it was mine,” he whined. “You have the world’s most famous crackhead in residence. And somehow, it was mine, according to Twitter. I haven’t been there in like three years. I mean, think about that.
“Luckily, I don’t snort cocaine. Like, it’s not my thing.”

If you’ve ever seen any of Don Jr’s online videos or even his speech at the 2020 Republican National Convention, you’re probably doubled over with laughter right now. Junior doesn’t snort coke? So how does it get into his system? Via osmosis? Or does it land on him anytime I rains?

Consider:

Yeah, must be the coffee, huh? If so, Sniffy McSpeedball needs to switch to decaf.

Social media wasn’t buying Junior’s denial, and they let him know it.

 

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Twitter Users Collectively Puke After Kimberly Guilfoyle Reveals That Don Jr. Is ‘Big And Hairy’

Kimberly Guilfoyle — the disgraced former Fox News host who was dumped by the network for allegedly engaging in sexually harassment of a female co-worker — is now hawking sheets online, trying to grift as much cash as possible before her future father-in-law, Donald Trump, is locked up for the rest of his life.

Guilfoyle is also engaged to Donald Trump Jr., who was reportedly sleeping around on the mother of his five children while still married.

But something Guilfoyle said about the sheets she’s pushing has revolted many Twitter users.

During her sheet pitch, Guilfoyle remarked, “And the bedding is temperature regulating, so you sleep just right. It is literally on our bed.”

She added, “We have these sheets.They’re fantastic.”

“They keep just the right temperature. Don’t you hate it when you get like a hot bed, and you got to kick a leg out?”

But it was the next lines from Guilfoyle that set off internet revulsion:

“And you know, to share a bed with Don Jr. is like a big guy and like hairy. So you have to have the Cozy Earth sheets.”

“I’m telling you,” she added. “All right. So I have been a longtime Cozy Earth customer, as I said.”

Argh! Too much information! Must bleach my brain immediately to remove the horrific images!!

Twitter, do your thing.