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Boebert Fake Apologizes For Her Lewd ‘Beetlejuice’ Behavior – Blames It On Her Divorce

Having been caught vaping, felt up, and attempting to give her boyfriend a hand job during a performance of the play “Beetlejuice” in Denver, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) is now issuing a fake apology to try and minimize the political fallout that has begun and could well cost her the 2024 election.

The Guardian reports that Boebert issued a statement in which she tried to blame her recent divorce for acting like a horny teen out on a date for the first time.

“The past few days have been difficult and humbling, and I’m truly sorry for the unwanted attention my Sunday evening in Denver has brought to the community,” Boebert said in the apology, as reported by the Colorado Sun.

Boebert added that her “public and difficult divorce” has created a “challenging personal time for me and my entire family”.

“I’ve tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can, but I simply fell short of my values on Sunday,” Boebert said.

When the story first broke on Tuesday, Boebert suggested she had done nothing wrong, writing on Twitter:

“It’s true, I did thoroughly enjoy the AMAZING Beetlejuice at the Buell Theatre and I plead guilty to laughing and singing too loud!

“Everyone should go see it if you get the chance this week and please let me know how it ends!”

Laughing and singing too loud? How about the groping, tit grabbing, and junk rubbing, Bobo?

And yet, this is the same woman who tells us drag performers are a threat to children.

Andrew Bradford

Proud progressive journalist and political adviser living behind enemy lines in Red America.

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