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Matt Gaetz Gets Heavily Trolled When He Announces Upcoming Town Hall Meeting With Jim Jordan

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) wants everyone to know that he’s holding a town hall meeting with his good buddy Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) this weekend in Pensacola, but the controversial pasts of both men wound making for hilarious online trolling.

Gaetz posted a notice of what he calls his “Hold Biden Accountable Tour” which is planned for Saturday, August 13. It even comes complete with a video:

Gaetz is currently under investigation for allegedly taking underage girls across state lines, having sex with them, and then paying them via Venmo.

Jordan, on the other hand, allegedly knew about the sexual assault of male wrestlers on the Ohio State wrestling team while he was an assistant coach. He never reported that abuse to authorities even though several wrestlers say he witnessed it on several occcasions.

As you can imagine, the checkered pasts of Gaetz and Jordan led to some hilarious trolling. Take a look:

https://twitter.com/Discordia49/status/1557748227918675970?s=20&t=0OsgEL4tEcgXxOEkR5wTlw
https://twitter.com/retrologist1/status/1557749331452649472?s=20&t=0OsgEL4tEcgXxOEkR5wTlw

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Donald Trump Elections Social Media

George Conway Asks Twitter For Trump 2024 Campaign Slogans – Hilarity Ensues

According to some Donald Trump supporters, the FBI’s serving of a search warrant at Mar-a-Lago on Monday guarantees that the failed, one-term, twice-impeached former president will run again in 2024.

While that may be true, the fact that Trump is under civil and criminal investigation in multiple venues certainly complicates any planned presidential campaign, if only because he’s likely to be tied up in court (or even prison) for the foreseeable future.

That led attorney George Conway (husband of former Trump administration adviser Kellyanne Conway) to ask on Twitter what people thought should be the Donald’s campaign slogan if he does indeed run for the White House two years from now.

Conway kicked off the fun with this suggestion:

Once the ball was rolling, social media took things from there.

https://twitter.com/Politidope/status/1557700270221565952?s=20&t=TvoJeohQH5-KJRZBPUyQzQ
https://twitter.com/bellemymichele/status/1557666318706515968?s=20&t=TvoJeohQH5-KJRZBPUyQzQ

Feel free to join the fun over on Twitter and add your own.

 

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Melania Trump Trump Supporters WTF?!

The Latest MAGA Outrage: The FBI Went Through Melania’s Wardrobe Drawers Looking For Evidence

Always looking for something to be outraged by, the MAGA faithful are now obsessed with reports that when the FBI searched Mar-a-Lago on Monday in connection with a warrant issued by a federal judge, they also looked through Melania Trump’s wardrobe drawers.

What?! Oh my God! The horror!!

The story began on Fox News, which has been pushing the Melania angle in prime time, no doubt hoping to boost ratings and keep the Trump acolytes properly outraged.

If FBI agents went through Melania’s clothing, that was clearly covered in the search warrant. After all, it’s quite easy to hide documents, cell phones, cameras, and thumb drives in a drawer.

And then there’s this possibility: Maybe Melania is a co-conspirator with her husband. It wouldn’t be the first time a married couple has engaged in criminal behavior as a team.

But to hear the outcry on social media, you’d have thought they strip searched Melania.

https://twitter.com/lavern_spicer/status/1557328595730718720?s=20&t=3vbKNK0DfmAirY_wST2f5g

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Donald Trump Fox News WTF?!

Judge Jeanine Has On-Air Meltdown While Discussing Mar-a-Lago Warrant: ‘IT’S NOT TRUMP’S FAULT!’

Even though she was once a judge, Fox News host Jeanine Pirro is totally ignorant about the law, especially as it applies to her political hero, disgraced former president Donald Trump.

Pirro and her co-hosts on “The Five” were discussing the warrant served by FBI agents Monday at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago golf club, with former Tennessee Democratic Congressman Harold Ford urging everyone to wait for all the facts before convicting Trump in the court of public opinion or attacking the Justice Department and Attorney General Merrick Garland:

“We should wait for the facts to come out here. The president is presumed innocent.”

But Pirro was having none of it, insisting this was just the latest attempt to destroy Trump:

“I don’t think it speculation at all! You do not break into a house of a guy that you’ve been working with for nine months, that you have to admit has been cooperating with you for presidential records?! No!”

Ford:

“Can I ask you a question?”

Pirro:

“No! I’m going to answer your question.”

And that’s when Pirro went on an unhinged rant, her voice rising and at times quivering as she spoke:

“And you do not do that and have guys with AR-15 – and women I might add – at the front of Mar-a-Lago. In a situation like this were the man is about to announce for president, if he’s going to run for president. But if I were the lawyer, the first thing I would say is as a citizen of the United States, I want to know from the Department of Justice why you are doing this.

“I want to know from the FBI whether or not this is legitimate because everything you’ve done regarding Donald Trump has been illegal, illegitimate, and immoral up at the and the country knows it. And you have destroyed our faith in the justice system.”

Once again, Ford attempted to ask Pirro a question, to which she replied:

“It’s not Donald Trump’s fault!”

Reportedly, Donald Trump considered nominating Pirro to be his attorney general. That’s a terrifying thought, and her comments are proof that she’s unqualified for any position that requires even-handedness and rational thought. She’s a kook and allegedly has a drinking problem.

If Pirro is so confident Trump did nothing wrong, why doesn’t she urge him to release his copy of the search warrant and inventory of items the FBI seized? Probably because she can’t handle the truth.

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Crime Donald Trump

Trump Could Release His Copy Of The Search Warrant But Won’t – Legal Experts Say That’s Fishy

When the FBI served a search warrant at Mar-a-Lago on Monday, they were required to leave a copy of the warrant and a full inventory of all items they took with them when they left the premises.

That warrant and inventory are now being held by former president Donald Trump, but he isn’t releasing either one, even though to do so might help bolster his assertion that he’s done nothing wrong.

Legal experts are weighing in on the matter, and they say it’s incredibly fishy that Trump hasn’t shown the warrant and inventory to the media.

Former Dept. of Justice Inspector General Michael Bromwich, who also worked as Asst. U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, had this to say:

“Trump has the search warrant, specifying the crimes being investigated, and the inventory of the items seized.

“He has chosen not to share those items publicly although he is free to do so.”

Former U.S. Acting Solicitor General Neal Katyal noted on MSNBC:

“Donald Trump, you have a copy of the warrant. It explains what they were looking for, what statutes they think were violated, what judge signed off on that…If you believe this is such an abuse, release the warrant and let us decide for ourselves.”

Richard Stengel, a former U.S. Under Secretary of State, agreed with Katyal:

“Trump now has the search warrant and the inventory of what was taken in his possession. If this raid was so egregious and unjustified, why not release them?”

Marc Elias, an attorney for the Democratic National Committee also suggested that Trump release his copy of the warrant:

https://twitter.com/marceelias/status/1557138713309765632?s=20&t=6EMhY1M58VAAuDnp7FHj3w

The longer Trump refuses to release his copy of the search warrant, the more you can assume it does indeed incriminate him and spell out exactly what the FBI was looking for. If those facts become public knowledge, it would seem, Trump knows his goose is cooked and he can no longer stir up his base.

So, Donald, show us the warrant and inventory, or else we get to assume you’re guilty as homemade sin.